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SleathPilot 12 years ago
  73: AK will be forgoten. No exceptions.
gameinsky 12 years ago
  72 added.
Ferrari12 12 years ago
  Bump!

72: Never say bad things about yourself, your friends does it for you.

73: Ahroo will poke you 'til the day you die. No exceptions.
gameinsky 12 years ago
  Added 70.
gameinsky 12 years ago
  Chris, basicly what camo said but... wrong topic chris...


chris, don't take everything 100% into you, you're off an age high enough (adult!) to understand you shouldn't let others intimidate you!
Treazer 12 years ago
  I like that..!
CamoDragoon 12 years ago
  @chris:

To be honest.....the multiposts are a LITTLE annoying (I don't have too much a problem though)

@The Hexicube thing, it's Heixucbe. What do you expecct. :P

@OMG he's sometimes a little uptight, I've had him hound me a few times too, you shouldn't be bothered by it.

@MCL well that's self-explanatory. :P
MCL rags on EVERYBODY. So forget trying to get on her good side. Unless you're murat. :P

Wait a second.....what if chris3000 IS murat? [cclass=mah head asplode] [/class]
chris3000 12 years ago
  Rule 38) I'm thinking about leaving. idk
I've seen a lot of arguments the past few months. And I'll be honest, some admins are bossy. Let me show you what I mean.

GIS: I don't like how you multypost so much here, even if it is off-topic post, please just write 1 big message.

Hexicube: chris thats offtopic...2888th post btw, you got trolled :P

oldmtnguy: Ratings should be based on the quality of the level and your opinion. Not because somebody told you to rate lower. As far as I am concerned this is a bunch of crap and only screws the rating system up even more. Just like high ratings for friends only.

magnacumlaud: @chris why do u always rate levels without trying? nor solving them! R u really able 2 to this?


I am still a little offended by these. Don't be so harsh.
manufan 12 years ago
  Edit:

71)Smileys are master trolls, enjoy them! :D :)
gameinsky 12 years ago
  70) Asforien is a dictator.
71) smileys are master trolls.
72) all hail mrmelons22.
73) if Marc tries to explain somethings with maths, RUN AWAY!
74) My little pony friendship is magic. No exceptions.
azz 12 years ago
  @Gameinsky
I already knew that.
I spend my life searching damnlol.
CamoDragoon 12 years ago
  77) If Camo, then Dragoon. No exceptions.
CamoDragoon 12 years ago
  @Ferrari, just because he's Luke Skywalker doesn't mean he's perfect. xP
MatthijsM 12 years ago
  gis knows that thanks to me
gameinsky 12 years ago
  76) abcnews says Justin Bieber is the 7th most popular woman, remember this till the end of your life!
azz 12 years ago
  WTF ?
gameinsky 12 years ago
  75)
Ferrari12 12 years ago
  Plus it's not true. Have you noticed I have my fair share of P4M highscores on both official and accepted levels?
CamoDragoon 12 years ago
  @chris, that's covered by rule 66. xP
chris3000 12 years ago
  74) It is impossible to beat burfy in P4M, no exceptions.
CamoDragoon 12 years ago
  73) You have OCD. No exceptions. It might just be about one thing, but you have it.
allyally 12 years ago
  72) Jasper will try & win over your respect by worshipping you. It will never work & only make you hate him more.
gameinsky 12 years ago
  ??) U cant rite corckhly. No eczepsions
gameinsky 12 years ago
  added rule 71, it should really be in there xD
chris3000 12 years ago
  @gundu: you're right about that. I never say negative comments to people.
gameinsky 12 years ago
  71) You are a noob, so stop down-rating people that belong to your specie.
gundu 12 years ago
  69) Nice number isn't it?

70) Chris3000 will NEVER say negative comment. No Exceptions.
jasperpostema 12 years ago
  Rule 73: Don't ask to be tester for that game or allyally will kill you and eat your brains!

HIS words, not MINE
azz 12 years ago
  rule 72:
Jasper it's called blockcraft.
jasperpostema 12 years ago
  Rule 71:
Blockoban 3 is epic.
NO EXCEPTIONS!

General

First post of the topic

allyally 13 years ago
  Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
1) jp knows best. No exceptions.
2a) BLockoban is GOD-DAMN F****** HARD!
2b) Blockban 2 is not quite as GOD-DAMN F******* HARD as BLockoban.
2c) Puzzleit is also GOD-DAMN-F***HARD but even less GODAMN FUCKING HARD THAN BB2.
3) If demonicyoshi can't do it, its impossible. No exceptions.
4) There are no trolls on BonusLevel. Only Noobs. If you think someone's a troll, then all that means is that they have a better sense of Humor than you do.
4) You can't count.
5) Everyone likes Elizea. No exceptions.
6) If it exists, allyally will argue against it. No exceptions.
7) Hexicube needs to spend more time on Neon Towers (BLaster Towers).
8) Ahroo Will never stop telling him that.
9) MartinfraKongsberg Just beat your score. No exceptions.
10) Daft_Punk & Magic_X Have awesome taste in Music. No exceptions.
11) Don't argue with gameinsky. Or he'll mod you back to the Stone age.
12) joe45 is underrated.
13) gundu is God.
14) You don't know how to make a game. Even if you do, you'll never finish it.
15) If you don't know, ask geckojsc
16) You cheat on Push. No exceptions.
17) The Annoying Orange is annoying. Not Funny.
18a) The real rules of the internet do not apply here. Except rule 20, 25,26 & 30.
18b) Therefore oh_bebe is a guy.
19) Chuck Norris is watching you. No exceptions.
20a) If its hard, its bad.
20b) If its hard and made by Garygoh884, ITS AWESOME!
21) You use too much Syntax.
22) BUY THE APPS!
23) The first time you get to the top of the best desinger list, you will not stay there for long.
24) THeNiNJa is a ninja.
25) Everyone spams eventually. No exceptions.
26) wouter should have finished this game.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
27) Sillius will fustrate you to death. No exceptions.
28) This page is funny, if it isn't for you, then Chuck Norris should slam your sence of humor.
29a) Your a noob. We dont like you...
29b) ...But if have candy, we like you.
30) Ahroo will steal your chances of becoming a graphics designer. No exceptions.
31a) You will NEVER get the spoon in Steal The Spoon From The Person Below You. Jp uses it to eat cereal every morning.
31b) You will NEVER steal the star. No exceptions.
32) If you make a series with more than 5 levels, everyone will complain. No exceptions.
33) If you play Rolling Turtle, goldie will RAPE your score. No exceptions.
34) WooHooII's levels will make you want to slit your wrists. No exceptions.
35) Tuto levels will never actually be used by noobs who really need to know.
36) If it exists, allyally has found a flaw in it,
37) Everyone know that the bird is the word. No exceptions.
38) Theyre not Actually leaving BL. No exceptions.
39) If birjolaxew wants something, you give it to him. He wanted his name in a rule.
40) Every game here has a level about BL. no exceptions.
41) You will never need a banner, But if you do have one, then you can pretend for one moment of your sad life that you're cool.
42) Meaning of life universe and everything. No exceptions.
43) Whenever you see LukeTheFunJester, You must throw apples at him.
44) Apple ftw. No exceptions.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
45) Puns are 1000 times worse than sarcasm.
46) Comparisons are 5000 times worse than exageration.
47) The moment you start posting saying "OMG I GOT DA 1000TH POST!", You know its about time you did something with your life.
48) Levels with "impossible" in the title are either ridiculously hard or incredibly easy.
49) THIS IS SPAAAAARTTTTTAAAA!!!! Unless it isn't. No exceptions.
50) It is to be known that that is indeed what she said.
51) If there is a combo, BREAK IT!
52) Noobs are like the opposite of Magnets, they attract each other and repel everyone else.
53) You want to be moderator. If you already are, you want a pension.
54) Ads by Google knows what you want. No exceptions.
55) No swearing. A LOT of exceptions.
56) 'ʎɐq-ǝ ɯoɹɟ spɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝu
57) There is no rule for SuperDog. OH SHI-
58) Anybody with 'cool', 'dude' or 'awesome' in their name is always uncool, has no idea how ridiculous the word 'dude' is, and is the furthest thing from awesome. Yes im looking at you, you American 12 year olds,
59) While gameinsky is on strike completely troll the living crap out of everyone you total noobish Wankers!
60a)WooHooII can corrupt your facts at will. No exceptions.
60b)He will prove your logic to be false and uses your own logic to do so.
61) Bump an old thread and birjolaxew will hunt you, kill you and burn your cadaver. You have been warned.
62) Oldmntguy must be alien. no human can be THAT good at BB.
63) Gratz to allyally, the most common way to die on BL is getting your head exploded by a paradox.
64) Minecraft or Terraria. Its not a matter of if, its a matter of when. No exceptions.
65) Treat all people with the Archery master award like demi-gods.

66) burfy is Luke Skywalker. No exceptions.
67) You are a procrastinator, yes you are! No exceptions.
68) If you STILL dont understand the rules, this should explain it.
69) You are a noob, so stop down-rating people that belong to your species.
70) If something bad happpens to BL, blame gameinsky.
71) BL needs maor pony.
72) The law of Brodwin (Godwin+brony) AKA:
Any conversation will end about talking about MLPFiM if any of the people know about it.
73) British programmers must have chat names that are 8 characters long
74) Every rule has at least on exception. No exceptions.
75) Any friend you introduce to BL will act like a retarded 10 year old.
76) They're not looking forward to your game, they're looking forward making officials on it.
77) Gundu must be at least 500 exp in front of Garygoh884 at all times.
78) Ratman just trolled you, no exceptions.
79) When you make a collab level with sillius, your parts will be more frustrating than sillius's
80) murat just made another level you'll never beat.
81) Nintendo hates Bonuslevel. No exceptions
82) You will always summon someone on the chat by talking about them.
83) You dislike C++. No exceptions.
84a) Gameinsky will only add new rules randomly, for no reason, weeks after the last comment.
84b) JP will only come to BL randomly, for no reason months after inactivity.
85) If the rule is made by ahroo, it's guarantied to be awesome. No exceptions.

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