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allyally 13 years ago
  Added 49.
allyally 13 years ago
  27) Sillius will fustrate you to death. No exceptions.
28) This page is funny, if it isn't for you, then Chuck Norris should slam your sence of humor.
29a) Your a noob. We dont like you...
29b) ...But if have candy, we like you.
30) Ahroo will steal your chances of becoming a graphics designer. No exceptions.
31a) You will NEVER get the spoon in Steal The Spoon From The Person Below You. Jp uses it to eat cereal every morning.
31b) You will NEVER steal the star. No exceptions.
32) If you make a series with more than 5 levels, everyone will complain. No exceptions.
33) If you play Rolling Turtle, goldie will RAPE your score. No exceptions.
34) WooHooII's levels will make you want to slit your wrists. No exceptions.
35) Tuto levels will never actually be used by noobs who really need to know.
36) If it exists, allyally has found a flaw in it,
37) Everyone know that the bird is the word. No exceptions.
38) Theyre not Actually leaving BL. No exceptions.
39) If birjolaxew wants something, you give it to him. He wanted his name in a rule.
40) Every game here has a level about BL. no exceptions.
41) You will never need a banner, But if you do have one, then you can pretend for one moment of your sad life that you're cool.
42) Meaning of life universe and everything. No exceptions.
43) Whenever you see LukeTheFunJester, You must throw apples at him.
44) Apple ftw. No exceptions.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  56 is teh best rule evah!
rocky 13 years ago
  56) The better your spelling and grammar, the less likely you are to be a noob.

57) Please stand by. We just had another initial server error.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  Bump, lol, threadomancy!!! :p
Ferrari12 13 years ago
  55) Ahroo can, will and is insulting you to death. No exceptions.

56) U cn't write prprly. 0 xeptions
Ferrari12 13 years ago
  No if you tell that to Chuck Norris you fail. That's what I said xP You failed at telling me I fail with my fail rule. EPIC FAIL!!!
rocky 13 years ago
  @Ferrari: There is in fact 1 exception: if you tell that to Chuck Norris.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  53b) But gamelover101 will RAPE you if you do. >:_
Ferrari12 13 years ago
  How did you know I want to know that cheat AK? xD

54) You fail. No exceptions!
gameinsky 13 years ago
  Rule 53) You will make a joke about gamelover101. No exceptions.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  Rule 50 is stupid. :_
Ahroo 13 years ago
  49) AK doesn't know the definiton of being funny. That's why there's an abundance of crickets in BL.
AK 13 years ago
  OK, let's make this interesting.
Rule 49) Cream corn will always mutate and kill you.
Rule 50) Everyone likes French Silk Pie, but GL101 likes to eat it in the bathtub.
Rule 51) The loudest burp ever recorded could not be recorded because it was so loud. So was it actually recorded?
Rule 52) Everyone wants to know the Walk through Walls cheat. NO EXCEPTIONS.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  I don't have restrictions.
lololol 13 years ago
  The rules are getting kinda boring.

Elementary my dear Mr. Watson
Hexicube 13 years ago
  51: when trying to view a swf with the "you browse too much" restriction on my internet doesnt tell me it refuses to show it, it tells me there is an internal server error(http 500)
AK 13 years ago
  Yes, I most definitely agree....

Rule 49) AK will not talk to Elizea EVER AGAIN!!!!

No exceptions.

If you think that's mean, you have no idea what he did.....
gamelover101 13 years ago
  Ditto.........
rocky 13 years ago
  You said it!
MarioIsFireball10 13 years ago
  56) jeffersonsboy needs to chill out on Hog Pop.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  Ditto......
gameinsky 13 years ago
  If you're a noob you will always make remarks about other noob's levels.
rocky 13 years ago
  Oh no, common sense! :D

J/K
gamelover101 13 years ago
  But it's comment 666, not 1000.
allyally 13 years ago
  Pay attention to rule 47...
chris3000 13 years ago
  55) i got the evil comment 666, no exceptions
Hexicube 13 years ago
  I satisfied rule 32 ages ago...
2 of my 10 levels in an auto series got complains...
50: MARC2008's internet will always block everything and not work properly
[edit] EEEEEEEVIL chris3000!!!!!!!
gamelover101 13 years ago
  I broke 31 too! >:3
SuperDog 13 years ago
  50) You will always post on the "Introduce Yourself" topic. No exceptions.

Also I broke rules 17, 31a and 31b

Rule 2b has a spelling mistake.

General

First post of the topic

allyally 13 years ago
  Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
1) jp knows best. No exceptions.
2a) BLockoban is GOD-DAMN F****** HARD!
2b) Blockban 2 is not quite as GOD-DAMN F******* HARD as BLockoban.
2c) Puzzleit is also GOD-DAMN-F***HARD but even less GODAMN FUCKING HARD THAN BB2.
3) If demonicyoshi can't do it, its impossible. No exceptions.
4) There are no trolls on BonusLevel. Only Noobs. If you think someone's a troll, then all that means is that they have a better sense of Humor than you do.
4) You can't count.
5) Everyone likes Elizea. No exceptions.
6) If it exists, allyally will argue against it. No exceptions.
7) Hexicube needs to spend more time on Neon Towers (BLaster Towers).
8) Ahroo Will never stop telling him that.
9) MartinfraKongsberg Just beat your score. No exceptions.
10) Daft_Punk & Magic_X Have awesome taste in Music. No exceptions.
11) Don't argue with gameinsky. Or he'll mod you back to the Stone age.
12) joe45 is underrated.
13) gundu is God.
14) You don't know how to make a game. Even if you do, you'll never finish it.
15) If you don't know, ask geckojsc
16) You cheat on Push. No exceptions.
17) The Annoying Orange is annoying. Not Funny.
18a) The real rules of the internet do not apply here. Except rule 20, 25,26 & 30.
18b) Therefore oh_bebe is a guy.
19) Chuck Norris is watching you. No exceptions.
20a) If its hard, its bad.
20b) If its hard and made by Garygoh884, ITS AWESOME!
21) You use too much Syntax.
22) BUY THE APPS!
23) The first time you get to the top of the best desinger list, you will not stay there for long.
24) THeNiNJa is a ninja.
25) Everyone spams eventually. No exceptions.
26) wouter should have finished this game.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
27) Sillius will fustrate you to death. No exceptions.
28) This page is funny, if it isn't for you, then Chuck Norris should slam your sence of humor.
29a) Your a noob. We dont like you...
29b) ...But if have candy, we like you.
30) Ahroo will steal your chances of becoming a graphics designer. No exceptions.
31a) You will NEVER get the spoon in Steal The Spoon From The Person Below You. Jp uses it to eat cereal every morning.
31b) You will NEVER steal the star. No exceptions.
32) If you make a series with more than 5 levels, everyone will complain. No exceptions.
33) If you play Rolling Turtle, goldie will RAPE your score. No exceptions.
34) WooHooII's levels will make you want to slit your wrists. No exceptions.
35) Tuto levels will never actually be used by noobs who really need to know.
36) If it exists, allyally has found a flaw in it,
37) Everyone know that the bird is the word. No exceptions.
38) Theyre not Actually leaving BL. No exceptions.
39) If birjolaxew wants something, you give it to him. He wanted his name in a rule.
40) Every game here has a level about BL. no exceptions.
41) You will never need a banner, But if you do have one, then you can pretend for one moment of your sad life that you're cool.
42) Meaning of life universe and everything. No exceptions.
43) Whenever you see LukeTheFunJester, You must throw apples at him.
44) Apple ftw. No exceptions.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
45) Puns are 1000 times worse than sarcasm.
46) Comparisons are 5000 times worse than exageration.
47) The moment you start posting saying "OMG I GOT DA 1000TH POST!", You know its about time you did something with your life.
48) Levels with "impossible" in the title are either ridiculously hard or incredibly easy.
49) THIS IS SPAAAAARTTTTTAAAA!!!! Unless it isn't. No exceptions.
50) It is to be known that that is indeed what she said.
51) If there is a combo, BREAK IT!
52) Noobs are like the opposite of Magnets, they attract each other and repel everyone else.
53) You want to be moderator. If you already are, you want a pension.
54) Ads by Google knows what you want. No exceptions.
55) No swearing. A LOT of exceptions.
56) 'ʎɐq-ǝ ɯoɹɟ spɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝu
57) There is no rule for SuperDog. OH SHI-
58) Anybody with 'cool', 'dude' or 'awesome' in their name is always uncool, has no idea how ridiculous the word 'dude' is, and is the furthest thing from awesome. Yes im looking at you, you American 12 year olds,
59) While gameinsky is on strike completely troll the living crap out of everyone you total noobish Wankers!
60a)WooHooII can corrupt your facts at will. No exceptions.
60b)He will prove your logic to be false and uses your own logic to do so.
61) Bump an old thread and birjolaxew will hunt you, kill you and burn your cadaver. You have been warned.
62) Oldmntguy must be alien. no human can be THAT good at BB.
63) Gratz to allyally, the most common way to die on BL is getting your head exploded by a paradox.
64) Minecraft or Terraria. Its not a matter of if, its a matter of when. No exceptions.
65) Treat all people with the Archery master award like demi-gods.

66) burfy is Luke Skywalker. No exceptions.
67) You are a procrastinator, yes you are! No exceptions.
68) If you STILL dont understand the rules, this should explain it.
69) You are a noob, so stop down-rating people that belong to your species.
70) If something bad happpens to BL, blame gameinsky.
71) BL needs maor pony.
72) The law of Brodwin (Godwin+brony) AKA:
Any conversation will end about talking about MLPFiM if any of the people know about it.
73) British programmers must have chat names that are 8 characters long
74) Every rule has at least on exception. No exceptions.
75) Any friend you introduce to BL will act like a retarded 10 year old.
76) They're not looking forward to your game, they're looking forward making officials on it.
77) Gundu must be at least 500 exp in front of Garygoh884 at all times.
78) Ratman just trolled you, no exceptions.
79) When you make a collab level with sillius, your parts will be more frustrating than sillius's
80) murat just made another level you'll never beat.
81) Nintendo hates Bonuslevel. No exceptions
82) You will always summon someone on the chat by talking about them.
83) You dislike C++. No exceptions.
84a) Gameinsky will only add new rules randomly, for no reason, weeks after the last comment.
84b) JP will only come to BL randomly, for no reason months after inactivity.
85) If the rule is made by ahroo, it's guarantied to be awesome. No exceptions.

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