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azz 12 years ago
  71) AllyAlly is better than you, NO EXCEPTIONS!
gamelover101 12 years ago
  i DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE WOULD STARE AT THERE CAPS LOCK ALL DAY!

edit: oops...
Ferrari12 12 years ago
  69) You fail. No exceptions.

70) Don't think negative about yourself, your friends will do it for you.
gameinsky 12 years ago
  done :P
CamoDragoon 12 years ago
  Me neither azz!

@gis, that's for sure, add no exceptions and it's perfect. :P

68?) Writing with caps lock on and then posting at the end "CAPS LOCK, sorry" is annoying. Anyone who does it is either
a. a noob
b. someone who doesn't ever look up
c. extremely lazy/ possibly Ahroo (but he's too un-noob, so his laziness is balanced out)
d. annoying
e. someone who is not looking at their caps lock button
gameinsky 12 years ago
  68) you are a procrastinator. No exceptions.
demonicyoshi 12 years ago
  ¡¡¡ǝw ʇoU
azz 12 years ago
  suoıʇdǝɔxǝ ou ¡sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ uʍop ǝpısdn spɐǝɥ ɹıǝɥʇ uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝןdoǝd ÉŸo %06(29 ǝןnɹ
gamelover101 12 years ago
  68) AK will ALWAYS talk about Sauerbraten. No exceptions.
AK 12 years ago
  Must create a good one, one that will actually be put up....

Hmmmmm......

AHA!!!!!!!!!

Rule 62) If you find a level that is so hard your brain explodes, it is made by Sillius. SOME EXCEPTIONS.

EDIT: YES!!!!! I got one in! JP uses THE SPOON for cereal every morning!!! I am so happy! XD :) :) :)
gameinsky 12 years ago
  67) Gratz to allyally, the most common way to die on BL is getting your head exploded by a paradox.
CamoDragoon 12 years ago
  Rule 44 needs to be edited.
It should be RED apple ftw.
(for more info read create a story topic)
gamelover101 12 years ago
  0) This rule does not exist.
CamoDragoon 12 years ago
  Phew, just missed the bar on that rule 58. :P
And I just learned rule i. :)
66 for no apparant reason of contiuing it) CamoDragoon is not serious and does not know how to find message id as well. If he s serious he is playing BB. He thinks he knows how to find user id, probabaly.
NO eXCEPTIONS.!.!
No that was not a caps lock fail, you NOOBS! >:)
Jim674 12 years ago
  66) LAG! No exceptions.
demonicyoshi 12 years ago
  1b)Jp will reject everything at one point, even his own levels.
1c) This rule has been rejected by Jp. No exceptions.


64) This rule must not exist because of rule 51.
65) If you find a cheat, you will abuse it. Then everyone will abuse you until you reveal the secret.
66)*Bump* Demonic Yoshi will be killed by Birjolaxew for making this rule.
gameinsky 12 years ago
  61) If you make a game, be guarantied that allyally will steal your concept and totally pwn your version.
62) JP prefers to make games. No exceptions.
63) OMG, BACKGROUND FAIL! no exceptions.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  This isn't the place to ask, but...

Just above the 'Latest Active Topic' bar, there is a little Button called New Topic. There, you can create a topic. All you need to do is put a title and some text for the first post!
gamelover101 13 years ago
  @66a) What window? You mean the window on your house? Ohh... Too bad! >:P
azz 13 years ago
  Rule 61) Gameinsky is on strike again so Up yours Stupid Noobs!
gameinsky 13 years ago
  (see rule 11)
chris3000 13 years ago
  67) Do not argue with an admin or you will be cursed.
gameinsky 13 years ago
  66a) You THINK you broke a rule, in reality, you broke a window. Mom's furious.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  @66) Contradiciton. I just did.
gameinsky 13 years ago
  65) Send noobs to "scribbled escapades". They won't ever make a messy level anymore.
66) You want to break a rule, but you can't. Deal with it.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  @63) So, Jim. You don't care about urself?!?!?!?!
azz 13 years ago
  61) If you play path 4 mouse burfy will roflpwn your score
gameinsky 13 years ago
  I edited rule 31a) to fit the JP eat cereal thing :D
rocky 13 years ago
  Ha, I like rule 64! :D
gamelover101 13 years ago
  Wow... Seriously? ':_

General

First post of the topic

allyally 13 years ago
  Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
1) jp knows best. No exceptions.
2a) BLockoban is GOD-DAMN F****** HARD!
2b) Blockban 2 is not quite as GOD-DAMN F******* HARD as BLockoban.
2c) Puzzleit is also GOD-DAMN-F***HARD but even less GODAMN FUCKING HARD THAN BB2.
3) If demonicyoshi can't do it, its impossible. No exceptions.
4) There are no trolls on BonusLevel. Only Noobs. If you think someone's a troll, then all that means is that they have a better sense of Humor than you do.
4) You can't count.
5) Everyone likes Elizea. No exceptions.
6) If it exists, allyally will argue against it. No exceptions.
7) Hexicube needs to spend more time on Neon Towers (BLaster Towers).
8) Ahroo Will never stop telling him that.
9) MartinfraKongsberg Just beat your score. No exceptions.
10) Daft_Punk & Magic_X Have awesome taste in Music. No exceptions.
11) Don't argue with gameinsky. Or he'll mod you back to the Stone age.
12) joe45 is underrated.
13) gundu is God.
14) You don't know how to make a game. Even if you do, you'll never finish it.
15) If you don't know, ask geckojsc
16) You cheat on Push. No exceptions.
17) The Annoying Orange is annoying. Not Funny.
18a) The real rules of the internet do not apply here. Except rule 20, 25,26 & 30.
18b) Therefore oh_bebe is a guy.
19) Chuck Norris is watching you. No exceptions.
20a) If its hard, its bad.
20b) If its hard and made by Garygoh884, ITS AWESOME!
21) You use too much Syntax.
22) BUY THE APPS!
23) The first time you get to the top of the best desinger list, you will not stay there for long.
24) THeNiNJa is a ninja.
25) Everyone spams eventually. No exceptions.
26) wouter should have finished this game.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
27) Sillius will fustrate you to death. No exceptions.
28) This page is funny, if it isn't for you, then Chuck Norris should slam your sence of humor.
29a) Your a noob. We dont like you...
29b) ...But if have candy, we like you.
30) Ahroo will steal your chances of becoming a graphics designer. No exceptions.
31a) You will NEVER get the spoon in Steal The Spoon From The Person Below You. Jp uses it to eat cereal every morning.
31b) You will NEVER steal the star. No exceptions.
32) If you make a series with more than 5 levels, everyone will complain. No exceptions.
33) If you play Rolling Turtle, goldie will RAPE your score. No exceptions.
34) WooHooII's levels will make you want to slit your wrists. No exceptions.
35) Tuto levels will never actually be used by noobs who really need to know.
36) If it exists, allyally has found a flaw in it,
37) Everyone know that the bird is the word. No exceptions.
38) Theyre not Actually leaving BL. No exceptions.
39) If birjolaxew wants something, you give it to him. He wanted his name in a rule.
40) Every game here has a level about BL. no exceptions.
41) You will never need a banner, But if you do have one, then you can pretend for one moment of your sad life that you're cool.
42) Meaning of life universe and everything. No exceptions.
43) Whenever you see LukeTheFunJester, You must throw apples at him.
44) Apple ftw. No exceptions.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
45) Puns are 1000 times worse than sarcasm.
46) Comparisons are 5000 times worse than exageration.
47) The moment you start posting saying "OMG I GOT DA 1000TH POST!", You know its about time you did something with your life.
48) Levels with "impossible" in the title are either ridiculously hard or incredibly easy.
49) THIS IS SPAAAAARTTTTTAAAA!!!! Unless it isn't. No exceptions.
50) It is to be known that that is indeed what she said.
51) If there is a combo, BREAK IT!
52) Noobs are like the opposite of Magnets, they attract each other and repel everyone else.
53) You want to be moderator. If you already are, you want a pension.
54) Ads by Google knows what you want. No exceptions.
55) No swearing. A LOT of exceptions.
56) 'ʎɐq-ǝ ɯoɹɟ spɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝu
57) There is no rule for SuperDog. OH SHI-
58) Anybody with 'cool', 'dude' or 'awesome' in their name is always uncool, has no idea how ridiculous the word 'dude' is, and is the furthest thing from awesome. Yes im looking at you, you American 12 year olds,
59) While gameinsky is on strike completely troll the living crap out of everyone you total noobish Wankers!
60a)WooHooII can corrupt your facts at will. No exceptions.
60b)He will prove your logic to be false and uses your own logic to do so.
61) Bump an old thread and birjolaxew will hunt you, kill you and burn your cadaver. You have been warned.
62) Oldmntguy must be alien. no human can be THAT good at BB.
63) Gratz to allyally, the most common way to die on BL is getting your head exploded by a paradox.
64) Minecraft or Terraria. Its not a matter of if, its a matter of when. No exceptions.
65) Treat all people with the Archery master award like demi-gods.

66) burfy is Luke Skywalker. No exceptions.
67) You are a procrastinator, yes you are! No exceptions.
68) If you STILL dont understand the rules, this should explain it.
69) You are a noob, so stop down-rating people that belong to your species.
70) If something bad happpens to BL, blame gameinsky.
71) BL needs maor pony.
72) The law of Brodwin (Godwin+brony) AKA:
Any conversation will end about talking about MLPFiM if any of the people know about it.
73) British programmers must have chat names that are 8 characters long
74) Every rule has at least on exception. No exceptions.
75) Any friend you introduce to BL will act like a retarded 10 year old.
76) They're not looking forward to your game, they're looking forward making officials on it.
77) Gundu must be at least 500 exp in front of Garygoh884 at all times.
78) Ratman just trolled you, no exceptions.
79) When you make a collab level with sillius, your parts will be more frustrating than sillius's
80) murat just made another level you'll never beat.
81) Nintendo hates Bonuslevel. No exceptions
82) You will always summon someone on the chat by talking about them.
83) You dislike C++. No exceptions.
84a) Gameinsky will only add new rules randomly, for no reason, weeks after the last comment.
84b) JP will only come to BL randomly, for no reason months after inactivity.
85) If the rule is made by ahroo, it's guarantied to be awesome. No exceptions.

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