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Ferrari12 10 years ago
  To my defense, I was copying the style of PinappleDude's level :P
kiethy342 10 years ago
  Rule 86) You know you've lost all hope of inspiration when all of your lines have thicker background lines over them.
Spoony 10 years ago
  rule missingno-86) There is 65 blocks in bonuslevel.
rule 87) Hit it, scatman!
alanliu12121 10 years ago
  rule a) You must follow the rules if there are exceptions. No exceptions.
rule b) You must NOT follow the rules if there are no exceptions.
SuperMario 10 years ago
  I agree with Ferrari. As far I know (I didn't check this topic when it was made), Ahroo made the funniest rules here. I think most of them at the first post were made by him.
gameinsky 10 years ago
  Added a modified version of ferrari's.
(the pun is good, but it's quite lame IMO :P)
Ferrari12 10 years ago
  I agree with Gameinsky! We need Ahroo back to make some rules. His rules were the best in my opinion. Which brings me to my next suggestion for a rule (Probably not a good one, but hey):

85) Ahroo's rules rule. No exceptions.

It seems that my version of rule 84 is kind of true, sadly.
Maxamed 10 years ago
  Rule 85) Hexicube never takes no for an answer.
Spoony 10 years ago
  86) Sega loves Nintendo and Sega likes Bonuslevel. No exceptions.
87) Make a object show on Bonuslevel like RIGHT NOW, in 2 hours.
SuperMario 10 years ago
  Nice one gundu!
Maxamed 10 years ago
  85) Official levels standars used to be low, but that's the past.
gameinsky 10 years ago
  TBh most rules suggested are pretty bad. I added gundu's tho because it's lol.
SuperMario 10 years ago
  84) Do not ask SuperMario, he's busy saving the princess (geez why?).
Spoony 10 years ago
  9001) This rule used time travel to get the 9001th comment and make no jokes at all.
86) What is 2x2/2x2/2x2/2x2/2x2/2x2/2x2/2x2?
pig 10 years ago
  85) Spoony just stole the REAL spoon with some crazy idea.
gundu 10 years ago
  84) Gameinsky will add new rules randomly for no reasons weeks after the last comment.
SuperMario 10 years ago
  86b) use dochl instead
Ferrari12 10 years ago
  84 a) You think your rules are awesome. No exceptions.
84 b) When anyone else sees them they think your rules are f****** s***!
85 a) You can't swear. No exceptions.
85 b) Don't you believe me? Well, do you dare to try it?
86 a) CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR IDIOCY. NO EXCEPTIONS. Hmm ... Oh F***, what did I just do!
alanliu12121 10 years ago
  rule) Spoony brags. No exceptions
Spoony 10 years ago
  rule) Spoony just made a topic come back to life.
rule) Spoony just sold the bluesteel base to oldmanrob.
SuperMario 10 years ago
  rule)If you are out of ideas for a new rule... uhhhh
alanliu12121 10 years ago
  rule) Beware of Spoony. No exceptions
rule) Topics die. No exceptions
rule) Adblock rules. No exceptions
Spoony 10 years ago
  rule) If supermario can't do it, it is made out of stars and no platforms. No exceptions.
rule) Bonuslevel elements need to be updated every day. No exceptions.
SuperMario 10 years ago
  rule) Whatever you go on this site, you can't escape of the Ads by Google. No exceptions.
alanliu12121 10 years ago
  rule) Spoony has RPG illusions. No exceptions
rule) Spoony just spooned you for the spoon. No exceptions.
Spoony 10 years ago
  rule) Supermario is the spoon you must steal. No exceptions.
rule) always summon evil leafy to get scared the next day. No exceptions.
oldmanrob 10 years ago
  no rules. no exceptions.
SuperMario 10 years ago
  rule) Spoony is the spoon you must steal. No exceptions.
alanliu12121 10 years ago
  rule) Spoony just stole the spoon. No exceptions
Spoony 10 years ago
  rule) You must eat a apple to keep the arrows away.

General

First post of the topic

allyally 13 years ago
  Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
1) jp knows best. No exceptions.
2a) BLockoban is GOD-DAMN F****** HARD!
2b) Blockban 2 is not quite as GOD-DAMN F******* HARD as BLockoban.
2c) Puzzleit is also GOD-DAMN-F***HARD but even less GODAMN FUCKING HARD THAN BB2.
3) If demonicyoshi can't do it, its impossible. No exceptions.
4) There are no trolls on BonusLevel. Only Noobs. If you think someone's a troll, then all that means is that they have a better sense of Humor than you do.
4) You can't count.
5) Everyone likes Elizea. No exceptions.
6) If it exists, allyally will argue against it. No exceptions.
7) Hexicube needs to spend more time on Neon Towers (BLaster Towers).
8) Ahroo Will never stop telling him that.
9) MartinfraKongsberg Just beat your score. No exceptions.
10) Daft_Punk & Magic_X Have awesome taste in Music. No exceptions.
11) Don't argue with gameinsky. Or he'll mod you back to the Stone age.
12) joe45 is underrated.
13) gundu is God.
14) You don't know how to make a game. Even if you do, you'll never finish it.
15) If you don't know, ask geckojsc
16) You cheat on Push. No exceptions.
17) The Annoying Orange is annoying. Not Funny.
18a) The real rules of the internet do not apply here. Except rule 20, 25,26 & 30.
18b) Therefore oh_bebe is a guy.
19) Chuck Norris is watching you. No exceptions.
20a) If its hard, its bad.
20b) If its hard and made by Garygoh884, ITS AWESOME!
21) You use too much Syntax.
22) BUY THE APPS!
23) The first time you get to the top of the best desinger list, you will not stay there for long.
24) THeNiNJa is a ninja.
25) Everyone spams eventually. No exceptions.
26) wouter should have finished this game.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
27) Sillius will fustrate you to death. No exceptions.
28) This page is funny, if it isn't for you, then Chuck Norris should slam your sence of humor.
29a) Your a noob. We dont like you...
29b) ...But if have candy, we like you.
30) Ahroo will steal your chances of becoming a graphics designer. No exceptions.
31a) You will NEVER get the spoon in Steal The Spoon From The Person Below You. Jp uses it to eat cereal every morning.
31b) You will NEVER steal the star. No exceptions.
32) If you make a series with more than 5 levels, everyone will complain. No exceptions.
33) If you play Rolling Turtle, goldie will RAPE your score. No exceptions.
34) WooHooII's levels will make you want to slit your wrists. No exceptions.
35) Tuto levels will never actually be used by noobs who really need to know.
36) If it exists, allyally has found a flaw in it,
37) Everyone know that the bird is the word. No exceptions.
38) Theyre not Actually leaving BL. No exceptions.
39) If birjolaxew wants something, you give it to him. He wanted his name in a rule.
40) Every game here has a level about BL. no exceptions.
41) You will never need a banner, But if you do have one, then you can pretend for one moment of your sad life that you're cool.
42) Meaning of life universe and everything. No exceptions.
43) Whenever you see LukeTheFunJester, You must throw apples at him.
44) Apple ftw. No exceptions.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
45) Puns are 1000 times worse than sarcasm.
46) Comparisons are 5000 times worse than exageration.
47) The moment you start posting saying "OMG I GOT DA 1000TH POST!", You know its about time you did something with your life.
48) Levels with "impossible" in the title are either ridiculously hard or incredibly easy.
49) THIS IS SPAAAAARTTTTTAAAA!!!! Unless it isn't. No exceptions.
50) It is to be known that that is indeed what she said.
51) If there is a combo, BREAK IT!
52) Noobs are like the opposite of Magnets, they attract each other and repel everyone else.
53) You want to be moderator. If you already are, you want a pension.
54) Ads by Google knows what you want. No exceptions.
55) No swearing. A LOT of exceptions.
56) 'ʎɐq-ǝ ɯoɹɟ spɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝu
57) There is no rule for SuperDog. OH SHI-
58) Anybody with 'cool', 'dude' or 'awesome' in their name is always uncool, has no idea how ridiculous the word 'dude' is, and is the furthest thing from awesome. Yes im looking at you, you American 12 year olds,
59) While gameinsky is on strike completely troll the living crap out of everyone you total noobish Wankers!
60a)WooHooII can corrupt your facts at will. No exceptions.
60b)He will prove your logic to be false and uses your own logic to do so.
61) Bump an old thread and birjolaxew will hunt you, kill you and burn your cadaver. You have been warned.
62) Oldmntguy must be alien. no human can be THAT good at BB.
63) Gratz to allyally, the most common way to die on BL is getting your head exploded by a paradox.
64) Minecraft or Terraria. Its not a matter of if, its a matter of when. No exceptions.
65) Treat all people with the Archery master award like demi-gods.

66) burfy is Luke Skywalker. No exceptions.
67) You are a procrastinator, yes you are! No exceptions.
68) If you STILL dont understand the rules, this should explain it.
69) You are a noob, so stop down-rating people that belong to your species.
70) If something bad happpens to BL, blame gameinsky.
71) BL needs maor pony.
72) The law of Brodwin (Godwin+brony) AKA:
Any conversation will end about talking about MLPFiM if any of the people know about it.
73) British programmers must have chat names that are 8 characters long
74) Every rule has at least on exception. No exceptions.
75) Any friend you introduce to BL will act like a retarded 10 year old.
76) They're not looking forward to your game, they're looking forward making officials on it.
77) Gundu must be at least 500 exp in front of Garygoh884 at all times.
78) Ratman just trolled you, no exceptions.
79) When you make a collab level with sillius, your parts will be more frustrating than sillius's
80) murat just made another level you'll never beat.
81) Nintendo hates Bonuslevel. No exceptions
82) You will always summon someone on the chat by talking about them.
83) You dislike C++. No exceptions.
84a) Gameinsky will only add new rules randomly, for no reason, weeks after the last comment.
84b) JP will only come to BL randomly, for no reason months after inactivity.
85) If the rule is made by ahroo, it's guarantied to be awesome. No exceptions.

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