Topic, steal the spoon from the person below you....

  ...llew

noops ym si tI

  U is ub0r n00bz0rz! Ma 5p00n!

  *noops sleats*

  ur not col coz u use caps ur col if u hav gr8 gramur!
stels sp0n!

  WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS USING CAPS?
*steals spoon*

  ITS MY SPOON NOW

  not anymore!

  It was.

I have it.

  Sorry! The spoon is in my possession!

  xD, my spoon

  Nope.
*steals spoon*

  MY SPOON DEAL WITH IT

  Not anymoar! My spoon!

  I got the spoon!

  you're back, and my spoon

  Mah spwoon!

[Edit] And DY, I think Jim is reffering to an episode of The Big Bang Theory where Sheldon Cooper introduces his friends to an adapted version of Rock-Scissors-Paper (and yes Spock is the guy from Star Trek, stared by Leonard Nimoy)

  No, it's mine....

  Meh, i just have the spoon now :D

  Whoever had the spoon doesent anymore because i took it

  You forgot one, Flaming rock.

Flaming rock dents Scissors
Flaming Rock crushes lizard
Flaming Rock dams water
Flaming Rock melts rock.
Flaming rock Kills spock (BTW what is spock, is he the dude from startreck?)
Flaming rock ignites dynamight.
Flaming Rock Burns paper.

Flaming Rock smashes Flaming rock.

  Maybe you haven't realised, RPSLSWD actually works. I'll explain:

Rock blunts Scissors
Rock bludgeons Lizard
Rock dams Water

Paper captures Rock
Paper disproves Spock
Paper smothers Dynamite

Scissors cuts Paper
Scissors decapitates Lizard
Scissors deactivates Dynamite

Lizard eats Paper
Lizard poisons Spock
Lizard drinks Water

Spock vaporizes Rock
Spock uses Scissors
Spock vaporizes Water

Water soakes Paper
Water rusts Scissors
Water stops Dynamite

Dynamite blows up Rock
Dynamite blows up Lizard
Dynamite blows up Spock

  I can just throw my flaming rock and break your device, and your face.
Just face it, i am undefeatable in Rock, paper, scisors, shoe, bowlingball.

  Unfortunately, you forgot to take the spoon with you. :/
MAH SPEWN! :P

  I choose... Fire-resistant-teleportation-device-leading-to-the-middle-of-the-Earth!

  I choose... Flaming Rock! You cant use paper to beat it cuz the paper will burn.

  I know, let's settle this spoon stealing debate with a round of...

Rock! Paper! Scissors! Lizard! Spock! Water! Dynamite!

I wanted to do the 101 combination version, but I'm just too lazy to type them all.

  But then i eat the spoon

  He gave it to me

  Good, now give it to me.

  Exactly. I take spoon.