Topic, steal the spoon from the person below you....

  My rests picked up the spoon and I reached the sun, now I melt together to a person, then I melt too ling and I am still some hope of molecules, and Sh**, where is the spoon?

  I destroy the moon but... ahhhhhh the spoon is in the space!! FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

  You took the fake spoon and I teleported to the moon, bye bye everyone......................................................

  What? I threw ketchup on a random cat, dumped vinegar into a vineyard, and stole the spoon from YOU.

  I haven't even met any one on this site, but By the way I called a bird, gave him laryngitis, and THEN I took the spoon!

  I tripped you and took the spoon.

  Sh*t, no Dutch any more
I took the spoon and ran away!

  I take the spoon and I introduce it in one of my lvls :P

  MAH SPOO0N

  No, It's "Kan ik de lepel hebben?" well I just take it and go away with the spoon.

  Isn't "Can I have the spoon?" "Kan ik de lepel?" in Dutch?

Besides, you're living in a paradox world. Nyan Cat got me the spoon.

  I was fishing in the ocean (WTH) and found the spoon, and I went back to the Netherlands, where nobody can find me, coz nobody can speak DUtch. I will only give the spoon when someone says "Can I have the spoon" in Dutch...

  That's all impossible because Nyan Cat is on my side. I sen him towards you and he picks you up, makes you go to space, and kills you there. He comes back with a spoon. He gives it to me.

Also, I dropped the spoon in the ocean. I didn't put it in my shoulder. :|

  *Deep breath* OK first I take a fork and prod your body numerous times with it. After that I let the nyan cat feast on your eyeballs and put acidic rainbow juice on your legs.Next I rip your leg bone out of it's socket and beat you with it. Then I smear elephant faeces all over you face. Thinking that it's dinner you eat it proclaiming afterwards that it was absolutely delicious.I then get pedobear to touch you in places that the public don't normally see.After pedobear humiliates you I lodge a knife into your shoulder blade and dig it around. I find the spoon inside your shoulder and completely destroy you right arm with machine gun bullets. After shooting you arm I decide to punch your face and slice you with glass. Finally I put you out of you misery with a stomp to the head. I then strap the spoon to an armchair.

  While you're distracted, I go all sneaky-like on your back, push you, grab your spoon, run toward the USA, get tired, and drop the spoon into the ocean.

  That person was me. I travel, ya know.

  i sneak up on gamelover and steal the spoon and gave it to a person in the north pole (oops im gonna get sewed and screwed)

  I make you give me the spoon. Don't ask how.

I JUST Do.

  This is still strong, so I use it :D

Sorry, my spoon :)

  [hahaha dingdong you know me well]

I leaved my fathertown 15 years ago as the army asked me to join them in one of those war they use to fight in oversea for freedom, democracy and the progress of mankind. After leaving the army i spent a couple of years travelling the country, working here and there but suddently i felt it was time to came home and look for the spoon. You can imagin how surprised i was to see that all the inhabitants were still the same old zombies they were ever since. I was even more surprised to see that the spoon was so poorly hiden and to find Mario's body hiden in a store.

  You teleported onto me. You're so shocked that I'm pole-dancing that you pass out. I notice something shining in your pocket. I pick it up. It's a spoon. I hide in a desolate town and infest it with zombies. I hide in a store.

  I then go behind Matt and take the spoon. Then I teleport somewhere in the universe.

  I lend the spoon of dingdong without returning it muhahahha
MY SPOON

  No its not all.

Cause i dont steal the spoon. I lend it (without permission of course).

  I stole the spoon, that's all folks!
and I have the post 2000 ;)

  A blond beauty walks by, and while you look at her the spoon disappears.

My spoon

  It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a spoon. - (stolen from Jane Austen)

And i stole the spoon from jeffersonsboy

  spoon spoon =) i got spoon spoon SPOON!!!!!!!!=)

  YOU STEALED MY HOUSE??!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

  Then I use one of your guns to shoot ya, then I pick up the spoon. I then go inside an unknown warehouse.