Topic, steal the spoon from the person below you....

  That's all impossible because Nyan Cat is on my side. I sen him towards you and he picks you up, makes you go to space, and kills you there. He comes back with a spoon. He gives it to me.

Also, I dropped the spoon in the ocean. I didn't put it in my shoulder. :|

  *Deep breath* OK first I take a fork and prod your body numerous times with it. After that I let the nyan cat feast on your eyeballs and put acidic rainbow juice on your legs.Next I rip your leg bone out of it's socket and beat you with it. Then I smear elephant faeces all over you face. Thinking that it's dinner you eat it proclaiming afterwards that it was absolutely delicious.I then get pedobear to touch you in places that the public don't normally see.After pedobear humiliates you I lodge a knife into your shoulder blade and dig it around. I find the spoon inside your shoulder and completely destroy you right arm with machine gun bullets. After shooting you arm I decide to punch your face and slice you with glass. Finally I put you out of you misery with a stomp to the head. I then strap the spoon to an armchair.

  While you're distracted, I go all sneaky-like on your back, push you, grab your spoon, run toward the USA, get tired, and drop the spoon into the ocean.

  That person was me. I travel, ya know.

  i sneak up on gamelover and steal the spoon and gave it to a person in the north pole (oops im gonna get sewed and screwed)

  I make you give me the spoon. Don't ask how.

I JUST Do.

  This is still strong, so I use it :D

Sorry, my spoon :)

  [hahaha dingdong you know me well]

I leaved my fathertown 15 years ago as the army asked me to join them in one of those war they use to fight in oversea for freedom, democracy and the progress of mankind. After leaving the army i spent a couple of years travelling the country, working here and there but suddently i felt it was time to came home and look for the spoon. You can imagin how surprised i was to see that all the inhabitants were still the same old zombies they were ever since. I was even more surprised to see that the spoon was so poorly hiden and to find Mario's body hiden in a store.

  You teleported onto me. You're so shocked that I'm pole-dancing that you pass out. I notice something shining in your pocket. I pick it up. It's a spoon. I hide in a desolate town and infest it with zombies. I hide in a store.

  I then go behind Matt and take the spoon. Then I teleport somewhere in the universe.

  I lend the spoon of dingdong without returning it muhahahha
MY SPOON

  No its not all.

Cause i dont steal the spoon. I lend it (without permission of course).

  I stole the spoon, that's all folks!
and I have the post 2000 ;)

  A blond beauty walks by, and while you look at her the spoon disappears.

My spoon

  It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a spoon. - (stolen from Jane Austen)

And i stole the spoon from jeffersonsboy

  spoon spoon =) i got spoon spoon SPOON!!!!!!!!=)

  YOU STEALED MY HOUSE??!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

  Then I use one of your guns to shoot ya, then I pick up the spoon. I then go inside an unknown warehouse.

  Sure? My dual guns are still here, and I use them to kill you and I take the spoon.

  Sorry but the next person that posts has the spoon. And that person is me.

  It was one of those late afternoons with a heavy rain falling on the dirty streets of Panama City. I sat on the floor of my office. Someone must have knocked me out. I looked around but there was nobody there; only me and my friend Jack D.

[No spoon!]

  I amaze you with my pole-dancing skills and take the spoon!

  not true my magic stuff stole the spoon
MAH SPOON

  Nope. I steal the spoon.

  Me, coz the spoon-o-nator and made it normal again! And I steal the spoon

  I think there must be an other rule: YOU CANNOT DESTROY THE SPOON

  Jasper lies, or is untrustworthy and so... voila! There is the spoon, hmmm.... I think I shall take it! I lock it in an electrically guarded safe with an uncrackable code. I spit on it. Now... who wants that?

  I destroyed the spoon, and so is the game!

  i walk up to chuck norris and (1000000000000000 explosions later) SPOON IS MINE ALL MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  I take it. Not the spoon, but Chuck Norris.