Topic, steal the spoon from the person below you....

  I steal the spoon, with a power you will never know.

  I apply COMPLEXITY GEL to your hair while you're asleep.

Also I haz teh spewn. And also the spoon. And the other spoon. But mostly the spoon.

  I take the spoon. Simple as that.

  I have the spoon, you had het poson.

  you have eht noops, i have the spoon p.s.i threw the spoon away,you will never find it!>:) (exept in the dump obviously!)

  You have "noops eht" so i must be holding this spoon that says "The Spoon".

  But your spoon is "spoon the", I have "the spoon".

  That was not "the" spoon. It can't be, because I have it.

  i had to do my dishes tonight. and you know what? THE SPOON was there. it has been there the whole week. you guys were running behind the wrong one. hahaha.

  Is the spoon mine? No? Okay. I'll take that.

  I take it.

  What makes the spoon so important for the humanity is that it was the first spoon ever made, you know, on the past.

  I take it back. Just 'cuz.

  I take it. Just 'cuz.

  You thieves! 1Jase gave it to me! I roundkick alan into the sun and regain the spoon!

 

  *locks murtaza64 and the spoon inside the Pandorica*

  First spoon steal from me in a year or so:
*steals*

  *Steals* No.

THIS

IS

SPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  THIS

IS

MY SPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*kicks epicdude*

  mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssspppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*shoves bonuslevellover and throws alanliu12121 in the garbage**trollface*

  I fire a disintegration ray at your collection, and since the spoon can't be changed into a disintegrated spoon, only the spoon remains. My spoon.

  I took it and disguised it as a spork, then hid it in my collection of sporks.

  I just took it.

  But he accidentally gives it to me thanks to my doppelganger magic!

  Thanks. :P

  I steal the spoon but I forgot that I am more of a fork person so I give it back

  I eat it then poop out a spoon. Mai spoon.

  Sigh, do I really have to do this again?

Look at your spoon, back to me, I have it, it's now my spoon. -_-

And to satisfy psychomaster: look again. The fake spoon is now a trident. Or possibly an emu. Or maybe a cheeseburger.

  in the year of the lord 1093 sir gawain of orkey back from the lands of the disbelievers visited the mansion of my ancestor the honourable chevalier rupertus oldmanus. he told him his adventures and said he hadn't find the holy grail but he could buy the spoon used by judas iscariot to sup soup at the last supper. as a sign of his deference for my forefather sir gawain entrusted him the spoon. since that day the spoon has been in possession of the family oldman. it's still on the cutlery drawer in my kitchen. or maybe it's just on the dishwasher. anyway the REAL spoon is mine. it always was. and it always will be. all the fight for the fake spoon you do here are bare nonsense.