Topic, steal the spoon from the person below you....

  If you enter the building at 15 Bogart Street and take the elevator up to the 5th floor you can walk down the fusty, bad-lighted hallway till you see a pebbled glass door: oldmanrob priviat investigations. The door is closed but behind the door there is me, the spoon and a big bluebottle fly. I need the spoon to kill the fly when she sit down. So please wait a moment before you steal the spoon from me.

Please don't ask how I got the spoon from azz. The only think I can say is that this morning a stunning Blonde entered my office and said: "Keep it!"

  In the morning chris...
In the morning...
I will rip out your spleen and many other things

  I took the spoon and then hid it in my secret home which nobody can find.

  Come on people...
Lets have some long descriptive and grotesque messages of how you steal the spoon!

  Actually I took it from you.

  Ha...... No one can get the spoon from me !!!! :D

  After I get eaten by keithy, I find that keithy accidentally ate the spoon... I grab the spoon and eat It to survive.

  While chris is in the level, I put the fish that I hypnotised in chris' fish tank. When he gets home, I make the fish eat one of his other fish. While this is happening, I sneak in and take the spoon. On the way back to my house, I met nachos. He tried to get the spoon of me, so I ate him!

  I go into the level and find the missing spoon.

  Whoops! I had the real spoon all along! I blew up a fake and nachos took it!

I hide the spoon in my Sauerbraten level.

  I call a friend in Australia to go to New Zealand and take the spoon and blacksmith another spoon, which is fake. Then swap the spoons and give the REAL spoon to MEHZ

(he sent it with Air Mail)

  while he is relaxing, I steal the spoon from him and replace it with a bomb. the bomb explodes while I'm running to my car to go to new Zeland were I get a job as a blacksmith!

  I tie chris to a chair, ram a Javelin up his ass until it comes out of the top of his head.I then get pedobear to rape you so badly that it would make Micheal Jackson cringe.I take my UMP45 and blast your toes off.After that I take a rusty hammer and smash your skull.After I have finished smashing your skull i kidnal your mum and cut of her hands with a golden saw which I then use to sever your legs from the kneecaps.I put a necromorph in your stomach It proceeds to rip your stomach out and gives it to me.I then feed your stomach to your mum and send the swedish mafia after you.They get thier tommyguns and blast your ears off so you can't hear your mum screaming when i set a german pedo Jackson on her.It does things that would make pedobear(deceased) cringe I then pull the spoon out of your skull and relax.

  Then I steal the spoon again.

  But suddenly, chriss3000 realized that I had just posted my first comment on this topic, so he came to congratulate me. While he was there, I took the spoon from him and put a fork in it's place!

  And OMR wasn't looking, so I snatched the spoon from him.

  Far away west of the sun OMR opens a tuna can and finds the spoon inside. He get angry because he is hungry and can't eat the spoon. Or can he?

  I learn how to hypnotise deep sea fish to get it for me, but the fish swallowed it!

  Yesss.... AK has defeated the spoon!!!!! But wait..... Is that what I think it is... Its the spoon.... It survived !! I pick up the spoon and hide it at the bottom of the ocean.
:D

  The spoon...

It's just sitting on the table...

Been there for 9 days....

I want to take it, but then everyone will come after me...

I shoot the spoon with the Goliath Tank.

The spoon shatters into millions of bright, shiny pieces.

This forum game is completed.

GAME OVER.

  I tie myself to a train track...
In confusion i steal the spoon

  I tie your mom to a train track and then...
While you wait for something to happen i steal the spoon.

  In case Of fire Brake this Wall
In confusion i steal the spoon

  My spoon lol!

  I take your mom, tie her to the floor and let her get raped by 66 elephants.

I tie you to the floor and make a tree rape you. Then i slice your eyes open, I take my trollface on, and put a forever alone face on you. I kick you so hard in the balls that you scream like the little girl you are. I take off with my helicopter and take you with me. I fly over Germany only to throw you down at sex party. Those Germans starts doing nasty stuff to you that would even make Pedobear turn in his grave. I fly back down and slice you with my propeller. We fly back to you mom only to find her crushed. I cut her eye and make you eat it. I kick her to consciousness again, and then i decapitate her with a pillow. I fill you stomach with piranhas and flesh-eating worms. I then put a rocket on you back and send it to space. In the vaccum of space your brain starts flowing out your ears, to my surprise off course. I then cremate you and throw your ashes over Manchester.
Dead Discussion. You will not win, cuz i will not lose.

You can keep the spoon, in you filthy mind, mwahahahahahaha. *Explodes*

Edit: i don't log in to windows, so this has never happened.

  A Microsoft error appears and tells you the system could not log on due to repeated smashing.You also forgot that the laptop was invented by me and your laptop grew arms and legs and started punching your face with it's knuckledusters on.I then decided to go save my mum.When i arrive in noob land I decide to go to your house.(The one with "I IZ TROLLZORZ" written on it)I blow the roof of with a napalm strike and breach the walls.I then walk in with a riot shield and beat down your mom.While she is on the floor I tie her up and started kicking her.After that i sliced her throat and stuck a car key in her eye.You start grieving over your mum's dead body, i kick you in the face and set the troll face on you.The troll face proceeds to troll your live to crap.Then you realise that it's not only your life with crap in it! It's your pants too.I bludgeon you to unconsciousness with a rotting banana which i then ram up your ass.Defying the laws of pyshics I grab your body and falcon punch it through the ground, after that I run round to the other side of the world and laugh at your head being used at a beauty parlour.(Do you really want to look like this?) After my rampage i resurrect pedobear and let him stick his finger up your ass and sample the taste!I then steal the spoon save my mom and go home to rest.

  Oh, and umm, i umm steal the spoon, kinda. yeah..

  You forgot that the armchair was invented by me. I added spikes into it and now you ass is stuck to the chair. I can now freely move around you and do whatever i want because you're stuck. I take off with my plane and arrive at my secret base. I build up an army of assbeat and approach your current position which is the home of your mom. I blow the roof off and i kidnap your mom. She is glad that she wont have to live with you anymore. I then plug out your teeth one by one. I cut of excess limbs from the hunt before, and i fill your ass with explosives. I cut my initials in your forehead and watch you cry like a baby. Terrified of what may happen to you next, you shit yourself. I pull out a bazooka and shoot you in the face. The i turn around i show you the hidden cameras. It was all just a joke. Still, you are lying completely still, with bombs in your intestines and a big headache. you thank god that it was all just a game, and try to get up from the chair. I turn around again and tell the joke is a joke, and slap you in the face until your leg falls off. I take my laptop and smashes it in your head until the roof "above" us falls down. I then take a football and put it down your throat, now you can't even eat shit. Ha Ha. I start torturing you and i only stop when the internet tells me to do so..

  I grab my trusty six-gun and start flipping out, in the resulting calamity I shoot your ear off.I put on a banana suit and fend Pedo-ninjas off with a kayak paddle.I then proceed to torture your family, cutting off their limbs one by one with a rusty knife.I decided to then give chase to you;I whip out my deranged lunatic knife-o-plenty and throw it at you.it slices your jaw causing the botttom of your face to fall off.After that i reach into your intestines, take out the spoon and relax in my armchair.

  I pull out my gun and shoot pedobear right in the ass. I cut of his head with my katana and paint myself in his blood. I find a piece of clothing that you forgot and i catch the scent of you not so long away from my position. I take my predator suit on and take my ghetto-blaster with me. I find you and cut off your road, then i turn on spooky music and to make it all worse i blow up the sun for instant night. I crawl up the tree and throw you some night goggles. Just so we're even. I tie pedobears head to a rope and throw it right in front of you. You look up in the trees and catches the sight of me running behind some branches. You take your gun out and start shooting. Blood squirts everywhere from the dead body. As you go over to check if i'm dead you find out that you killed your best friend that i kidnapped the night before. The spooky music gets louder. I feel a powerful smell in the air. It's the scent of Pee. You have just pee'd yourself. Ha Ha. I sneak up behind you, pulls the spoon out of your ass, and a cut your fingers off with it. I take my AK47 and shoot you in the legs, now you can't walk. I start stabbing you with a toy knife, and blood is all over the forest floor. I place your head on the rock and pull out a sledgehammer and crush your shoulders with it. I lift up the sledgehammer, way above my head. Prepare yourself Azz. I crush your skull like the elephant i crushed with my bare hands. You're dead, but you can consider yourself lucky.

I steal the spoon.