Topic, steal the spoon from the person below you....

  How did you make the spoon invisible? It's not like you have an invisiblizer or something (PLOT)

  Stealing won't help, so i made the spoon invisble
Oh wait, I can't see him anywhere
I amde the spoon visible again, stole him (o_O)
Than I make it invisble again.

Five minutes later:
Mum: jasper, wanna some cornflakes?
ME: OK, ARGH, flying cornflakes
Mum: No, invisble spoon :p

  *singsong* Bye bye, no you don't! I stole the spoon and you won't!

  You want, I have. Bye bye, I have the spoon.........

  I wonder what's for dinner? I want the spoon for that!

  ...dinner!

Now maybe you're a good thief, but im a good spoon-maker. Have fun with your replacement!

  What a comotion about a spoon, lots of money are spent on a spoon, but yeah... I am a good pickpocket-man and I stole the spoon from dingdong and replaced it with a tarantula

DingDong: Sh**, what is in my bag!?

  Here. While you were demolishing the house, i stole it.

  Nope.

  Nope.

  Nope.

  At least I didn't die when I destroyed the moon, MY SPOON AHAHAHAHAHAH!!

  In the vineyard.

  My rests picked up the spoon and I reached the sun, now I melt together to a person, then I melt too ling and I am still some hope of molecules, and Sh**, where is the spoon?

  I destroy the moon but... ahhhhhh the spoon is in the space!! FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

  You took the fake spoon and I teleported to the moon, bye bye everyone......................................................

  What? I threw ketchup on a random cat, dumped vinegar into a vineyard, and stole the spoon from YOU.

  I haven't even met any one on this site, but By the way I called a bird, gave him laryngitis, and THEN I took the spoon!

  I tripped you and took the spoon.

  Sh*t, no Dutch any more
I took the spoon and ran away!

  I take the spoon and I introduce it in one of my lvls :P

  MAH SPOO0N

  No, It's "Kan ik de lepel hebben?" well I just take it and go away with the spoon.

  Isn't "Can I have the spoon?" "Kan ik de lepel?" in Dutch?

Besides, you're living in a paradox world. Nyan Cat got me the spoon.

  I was fishing in the ocean (WTH) and found the spoon, and I went back to the Netherlands, where nobody can find me, coz nobody can speak DUtch. I will only give the spoon when someone says "Can I have the spoon" in Dutch...

  That's all impossible because Nyan Cat is on my side. I sen him towards you and he picks you up, makes you go to space, and kills you there. He comes back with a spoon. He gives it to me.

Also, I dropped the spoon in the ocean. I didn't put it in my shoulder. :|

  *Deep breath* OK first I take a fork and prod your body numerous times with it. After that I let the nyan cat feast on your eyeballs and put acidic rainbow juice on your legs.Next I rip your leg bone out of it's socket and beat you with it. Then I smear elephant faeces all over you face. Thinking that it's dinner you eat it proclaiming afterwards that it was absolutely delicious.I then get pedobear to touch you in places that the public don't normally see.After pedobear humiliates you I lodge a knife into your shoulder blade and dig it around. I find the spoon inside your shoulder and completely destroy you right arm with machine gun bullets. After shooting you arm I decide to punch your face and slice you with glass. Finally I put you out of you misery with a stomp to the head. I then strap the spoon to an armchair.

  While you're distracted, I go all sneaky-like on your back, push you, grab your spoon, run toward the USA, get tired, and drop the spoon into the ocean.

  That person was me. I travel, ya know.

  i sneak up on gamelover and steal the spoon and gave it to a person in the north pole (oops im gonna get sewed and screwed)