Topic, steal the spoon from the person below you....

  Wow, no one's attempted to try to reclaim the spoon? Hmmmm....

  I destroyed your robot guard and stole the spoon, now I'm taking it back to my secret apartment in the U.S.

I won't say which state I'm going to, you'll have to do a lot of exploring to find me and the spoon. I have my dogs too guarding it so no one will succeed in getting it.

  I stole the spoon using my robot guard, and I hid it behind my pillow in my secret room, I don't tell you where it's located. You'll have to dig deep and do a lot of exploring around the world in order to obtain it.

  Well PF, I returned home 7 hours ago, and I brought home my trusty dog named Steven. He found the spoon you stole and hid it in his doghouse. It is heavily guarded now. Also, I have booby traps set in my backyard to make sure no one messes with our beloved spoon.

  Haha, I took the spoon when you were asleep and hid it in one of the mountains of Switzerland, I know you live in the U.S. so you'll have to find a way to travel there to acquire the spoon. It's up for grabs for anyone to get.

  And I steal it one more time today before I leave home tonight! One of my dog's grabbed it and gave it to me, haha! Now I hide it in my secret room guarded by 10 robot guards with weaponry.

  I checked and... somehow you got the real spoon, first try no less :P

In any case, I managed to get a hold of your billing information and therefore your address to a secret apartment, where you had ordered an ice cream sundae. I guess you might need a new spoon to eat it with because I took the spoon back for myself :). I've hidden it on my person so nobody can take it from me without a fight. Good luck!

  Before I go, I'm gonna snatch the spoon. Now I hide it in 20 of my chester draws in my secret apartment. No one will ever find it, Mwhahaha!

  I have spent the last 3 years plotting for this day, and it has finally arrived! I created 100 billion replicas of the spoon and then got to digging.

After digging up the entire land area of the United States, I successfully obtained the real spoon.

After this, I took inspiration from Kalina's idea and put them into space. They are all in orbit of different stars in the Milky Way, all 100,000,000,001 spoons. I know which star the real spoon orbits, and therefore the spoon is now mine!

  I used a super-magnet to attract the spoon to me. Now it is mine again, and I hid it in my secret base somewhere in the U.S.

You'll have to dig around to find it.

  You guys might be wondering where I've gone all this time. The truth is, I've been working on a new device over the last 30 months or so. I behold to you, my portal gun.

And I just used it to find the spoon, took about 15 minutes, please try harder next time.

I have set the co-ordinates of the portal gun to be on a random planet in our galaxy, thrown the spoon in there with a hidden tracker, and closed the portal.

Good luck :)

  I used my aliens to steal the spoon while you were away, we have taken it to a base somewhere near Area 51. Good luck trying to find it, xD. You'll have to dig hard though.

  Wow, it's been 4 months and no one has stolen the spoon, it must not be that popular now! I still claim it though.

  I stole the spoon and hid it in my secret basement.

  Hi, I found your spoon and I hid it inside a local supermarket in Los Angeles, you'll have to search high and low to find it.

  Wow, no one tried to steal the spoon yet? I hid it in another warehouse somewhere in Detroit, Michigan.

  I used my supermagnet to attract the spoon to me, it's mine once again. I will hide it in my secret base in an unknown area near Wyoming.

  I stole the spoon and took it to my UFO, me and some aliens went to a random base on planet mars. Come and get it!

  Well I took it back using my powerful metal detector, I got it at a hardware store in my town. I hid the spoon in my backyard which my pitbull is guarding.

  I just took it and hid it in my secret castle near Edinburgh. I have the key to the lock on the front of it.

  I guess this game is dead now, unless someone tries to get the spoon from me.

  Wow, no one has retrieved the spoon. I'm a genius, I hid it somewhere in the Amazon rainforest. I will not tell where it is.

  It took me about a month but I stole the spoon from the robot using a grenade to destroy it. Now I hide it inside my safe which is with me.

  My robot stole the spoon while gecko was sleeping. We hid it somewhere in our heavily guarded house, there are 22 rooms, so it will be hard for anyone to find, haha!

  When you stopped to refuel your ship, I climbed aboard and used the spoon to turn the ignition switch. I take off and head to the nearest intergalactic soup bar, leaving you stranded at the fuelling station.

  I destroyed the alien base and stole the spoon, and I flew off on one of their prized spaceships!

  I stole the spoon and hid it somewhere in Area 51. The aliens are heavily guarding it, plus there are a few laser forcefields blocking people from entering.

  Well I stole the spoon from myself, xD. This topic is way past dead now.

  Wow I still have the spoon after 2 months, I made copies of them so I can have the original one.

  I discover your lair and acquire the spoon, I hid it somewhere in South Africa. I am an expert on riddles so I won, yay!