Topic, steal the spoon from the person below you....

  It's mine! Cause I killed you with my molotov (yes, I know how to use it).

  I fail @ spelling... MY SPEWN!!111!!!1!!111!!!!!

  You're a minnow!

  ITS MINE NOW >:D

  Quoting gamelover101 from Syntax Tutorial

  Well it was you soul...

  @Max beat ya to it.

@oldmanrob wait, was that Maxamed's soul or...

  While Oldmanrob was trading the soul with Saty I replaced the spoon with a fake spoon and sneaked away...

(ninja)

  I opened the bottle and a little, red, horned guy jumped out. He had a long tail and a spoon in his right hand. "What you want?" he asked. "Well Saty, what I want is The Spoon." "You can have it in change of your soul." "Can I give you gamelovers101s soul?" "Deal done!"

  You guys STILL want the spoon?

oldmanrob, you are one heck of an elaborate fool. while you were writing that message, I took the spoon and WASHED it. Durp.

I don't mean that, it's just a joke.

  A dense, gooey fog overlaid the spaceport of Munich 27. All flights were cancelled. The only thing one could do was waiting and sit at one of the Nuntchuggas Bars they opened everywhere in the Universe in those days. On the stool left of mine sat a beauty from MadmexA. She smiled at me with all of her three mouths and said: "Deereyes I bet all you need to be happy is a flight and a spoon. Well, for the flight you have to ask the company but for the spoon I may be able to help you. If you help me. Don't look, beside the door there is a guy I want get rid of." I turned my head and saw him. A ugly nine feet tall Axammedian. I turned my head back to the lady and said: "Sorry sweetheart, I can't help you." I lieved the bar looking what the fly did. On the way to the flight desk i saw Maxamed with a spoon in his hand looking stupid up to the stars. I hit him on the head an took the spoon. It seamed that the fog had gone. My fly would start within an hour or so. Suddently i felt happy and started to sing softly an old ballad from the Earth.

  *Simon hands the Spoon to Maxamed and he grabs it*

IT'S MINE!

  I don't want the spoon anymore!

  Spoons don't kill. If they do, you got a fake-deadly spoon.

As for jeffersons' #h!t, oh well. *gets gloves*

  Yeah... I steal it back, then use it for killing u,jeff

  I stole the spoon, And the butterscotch pudding
Also, I burned the pudding, mistaking it for pizza & then I took a $h!t on the spoon, u have to touch my $h!t to get the spoon

  Back in the twenties of the last century I used to spend the blue Sunday afternoons at the opium den of Ma Chang. On that special afternoon I was smoking my second pipe as a sailor entered the spot. He had a spoon in his hand and a knife in his back. He keel over dead in front of me and the perrot he had on his right shoulder gazed at me and said: "Hello Mr. Oldman." "Hi Charlie," I replied, "you all right?" "Yeah, but I have to find a new sailer now. Anyway keep the spoon and take care of yourself, bye mon capitain", he said and flew away. I pocked the spoon and ask the pipe coolie to re-light the gong and drag away the body.

  Chris: Everyone can reach you, because you run... no, you walk like a turtle.

  Done.

  @GL: Sorry, my spoon. Try and catch me.

  Are you sure you can do that?

  While you were discussing about doing wrong or not, I stole the spoon >:D

  Ur doin it wrong.

  tro lo lo lo lo lo lo spoon get!

  Aw no! I forgot to set access credentials for por! and all this time I tried to secure it...

  You gave it to me! That's nice. It's my spoon now.

  POR: /CMD

Loading Commands...

Type a Command... /give spoon

Spoon Given!

Type a Command... /terminate

Terminating POR...

Mah Spoon!

  What por? :|

  I use por to take the spoon to put it in a room that only POR can access. You cannot take por.

  My spoon SM, I hide it in my house