Topic, steal the spoon from the person below you....

  I take your mom, tie her to the floor and let her get raped by 66 elephants.

I tie you to the floor and make a tree rape you. Then i slice your eyes open, I take my trollface on, and put a forever alone face on you. I kick you so hard in the balls that you scream like the little girl you are. I take off with my helicopter and take you with me. I fly over Germany only to throw you down at sex party. Those Germans starts doing nasty stuff to you that would even make Pedobear turn in his grave. I fly back down and slice you with my propeller. We fly back to you mom only to find her crushed. I cut her eye and make you eat it. I kick her to consciousness again, and then i decapitate her with a pillow. I fill you stomach with piranhas and flesh-eating worms. I then put a rocket on you back and send it to space. In the vaccum of space your brain starts flowing out your ears, to my surprise off course. I then cremate you and throw your ashes over Manchester.
Dead Discussion. You will not win, cuz i will not lose.

You can keep the spoon, in you filthy mind, mwahahahahahaha. *Explodes*

Edit: i don't log in to windows, so this has never happened.

  A Microsoft error appears and tells you the system could not log on due to repeated smashing.You also forgot that the laptop was invented by me and your laptop grew arms and legs and started punching your face with it's knuckledusters on.I then decided to go save my mum.When i arrive in noob land I decide to go to your house.(The one with "I IZ TROLLZORZ" written on it)I blow the roof of with a napalm strike and breach the walls.I then walk in with a riot shield and beat down your mom.While she is on the floor I tie her up and started kicking her.After that i sliced her throat and stuck a car key in her eye.You start grieving over your mum's dead body, i kick you in the face and set the troll face on you.The troll face proceeds to troll your live to crap.Then you realise that it's not only your life with crap in it! It's your pants too.I bludgeon you to unconsciousness with a rotting banana which i then ram up your ass.Defying the laws of pyshics I grab your body and falcon punch it through the ground, after that I run round to the other side of the world and laugh at your head being used at a beauty parlour.(Do you really want to look like this?) After my rampage i resurrect pedobear and let him stick his finger up your ass and sample the taste!I then steal the spoon save my mom and go home to rest.

  Oh, and umm, i umm steal the spoon, kinda. yeah..

  You forgot that the armchair was invented by me. I added spikes into it and now you ass is stuck to the chair. I can now freely move around you and do whatever i want because you're stuck. I take off with my plane and arrive at my secret base. I build up an army of assbeat and approach your current position which is the home of your mom. I blow the roof off and i kidnap your mom. She is glad that she wont have to live with you anymore. I then plug out your teeth one by one. I cut of excess limbs from the hunt before, and i fill your ass with explosives. I cut my initials in your forehead and watch you cry like a baby. Terrified of what may happen to you next, you shit yourself. I pull out a bazooka and shoot you in the face. The i turn around i show you the hidden cameras. It was all just a joke. Still, you are lying completely still, with bombs in your intestines and a big headache. you thank god that it was all just a game, and try to get up from the chair. I turn around again and tell the joke is a joke, and slap you in the face until your leg falls off. I take my laptop and smashes it in your head until the roof "above" us falls down. I then take a football and put it down your throat, now you can't even eat shit. Ha Ha. I start torturing you and i only stop when the internet tells me to do so..

  I grab my trusty six-gun and start flipping out, in the resulting calamity I shoot your ear off.I put on a banana suit and fend Pedo-ninjas off with a kayak paddle.I then proceed to torture your family, cutting off their limbs one by one with a rusty knife.I decided to then give chase to you;I whip out my deranged lunatic knife-o-plenty and throw it at you.it slices your jaw causing the botttom of your face to fall off.After that i reach into your intestines, take out the spoon and relax in my armchair.

  I pull out my gun and shoot pedobear right in the ass. I cut of his head with my katana and paint myself in his blood. I find a piece of clothing that you forgot and i catch the scent of you not so long away from my position. I take my predator suit on and take my ghetto-blaster with me. I find you and cut off your road, then i turn on spooky music and to make it all worse i blow up the sun for instant night. I crawl up the tree and throw you some night goggles. Just so we're even. I tie pedobears head to a rope and throw it right in front of you. You look up in the trees and catches the sight of me running behind some branches. You take your gun out and start shooting. Blood squirts everywhere from the dead body. As you go over to check if i'm dead you find out that you killed your best friend that i kidnapped the night before. The spooky music gets louder. I feel a powerful smell in the air. It's the scent of Pee. You have just pee'd yourself. Ha Ha. I sneak up behind you, pulls the spoon out of your ass, and a cut your fingers off with it. I take my AK47 and shoot you in the legs, now you can't walk. I start stabbing you with a toy knife, and blood is all over the forest floor. I place your head on the rock and pull out a sledgehammer and crush your shoulders with it. I lift up the sledgehammer, way above my head. Prepare yourself Azz. I crush your skull like the elephant i crushed with my bare hands. You're dead, but you can consider yourself lucky.

I steal the spoon.

  I send pedobear after you,
He brutally molests you
and leaves you to the mercy of the spike-o-matic
which is over the ceiling.
I took the spoon.

  But without you knowing i follow you then stab you in a forest and leave you on the forest floor only to get raped by 3 bears. And so i steal the spoon and hide in my Batcave which is NOT in Gotham.

  Then I sneak behind you and steal the spoon and take it to my secret hideout.

  Then I dash into your house, grab the spoon, and,...whoops, that's the remote.

  Caves... really?
I explore deep into the cave find the spoon and get chased out by a huge boulder.
After my epic adventure i accidentally lose the spoon behind my couch.

  I trip you, and then I run away and hide the spoon in a cave.

  I found your empty bowl and collected the spoon.

  I stole the spoon and I hid it in my bowl with milk and Kellogs :P

  Due to layers i delete the spoon causing the world to implode.

  I hide the spoon behind one of the P4M tiles.

  My spoon!
Jasper th spoon hasnt been stoen that many times.
Thats jus the amont of comments.

  I fished the spoon out of the sand because azz told me where it is! BTW spoon is broken after being stolen 6000 times!

  I hid the spoon at the bottom of beneath the desert.
Anyone who has completed it feel free to take the spoon!

  I....er....did.....something.....with a taxi....and a fish.......and they....er.....gave me....the.....SPOON

  BUT NOTHING, got the spoon and hid it somewhere.

  SOMETHING

Got the spoon.

  But then after I write something, I take the spoon.

  I dunno where I am either what I do but there's always that same spoon who seems to appear in my hands each time I write something

  Mah spoon!!!

  I fish the spoon out of Dingdongs toilet bowl...
It is now in my GLC class again.

  No i had it. Things dont stay in the stomach forever.

  So you have it =(

  Still have the spoon?

YOU only have A spoon.

  Still have the spoon :P
SHall I destroy hm /:)?