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You must register or log in to post a message.I grab the spoon and throw it into the centre of the sun. my spoon nah I put on gloves, technically the gloves are touching the spoon, not me so I don't die! A gust of wind blows the spoon out of your hand and into a cage at the bottom of an abyss. I jump into said abyss and retrieve it. Then I pack my backs with some delicious crisps and sandwiches and jump into the abyss. I continue falling until the food is gone and I waste away into nothing but a skeleton. I curse the spoon with my dying breath that anybody other than me who touches it will be doomed to endless torment and an early death. *endless amounts of me saying "No i didnt"* I use my new thingy to get the spoon for me: Army of robots How many robots: 300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. They have lazers, chainsaws, rockets, bombs, NUKES, swords and machine guns that fire 500,000,000 pixelated bullets per split second, and they are nuke and dimond bullet and chuck norris proof. Each second 900,000,000,000 robots are made. I now have the haxor spoon, a new type of spoon! I take the spoon by teleporting it to me and encase it in a golden mario coin then flush it in a toilet and it then becomes stuck in a warp pipe. good luck getting the spoon.. There is a GOLD FLOWER nearby, would you like to use it? [NO, THEN WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?] [NO, ARE YOU GOING TO-1010101[[[Y]3[SSS and a time machine to the very first page of steal the spoon. I make juice from yoyleberries and mix it with pee calling it metal potion, then sell it to a cupboard* for the 2nd spoon. *The cupboard teleported it to alanuliu. | GeneralFirst post of the topicEdit: You cannot change the spoon into anything The spoon is the spoon not a fork, a spork, or a monkey. winners: 1000th post Gecko!!! 2000 post Niimporta !!! 3000th post:BlooDemons. |
*27 minutes later*
The spoon is mine!