Topic, steal the spoon from the person below you....

  force(spoonPossesion,MARC2008)
Note: Uncounterable code...

  I go 5 minutes 48 hours 3 months an 5 seconds in the future, then I go back to the past. I am not deleted any more!

  simple.. *stealing spoon* - agian.

while you readed that i wrote a story.
once upon a time - blablablablablablablabl
ablablabl
ablablablablabla
blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabl
ablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla
blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla
blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla
blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablab
lablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablab
lablablablablablablablablablablablablab.

*Stole the spoon again* - Again!

  Jac1. I deleted you and your clones. You will be alive in 5 minutes 48 hours and 3 months(and 1 second)

  I took the spoon and then put it in a deleted comment, hahahahahaha!

  while (entity SuperDog != undefined)
{
entity SuperDog = undefined
}
If superdog refuses to become undefined the game crashes!

  Jac1 GameMode=[Too fast to play]();ContinueLine3
Destroy Jac1DoNext
Destroy Jac2DoNext
Destroy Jac3DoNext
Destroy Jac4DoNext
Destroy Jac5DoNext
Destroy Jac6DoNext
Destroy Jac7DoNext
Destroy Jac8DoNext
Destroy Jac9DoNext
Destroy Jac10DoNext
Destroy Jac11DoNext
Destroy Jac12DoNext
Destroy Jac13DoNext
Destroy Jac14DoNext
Destroy Jac15DoNext
Destroy Jac16DoNext
Destroy Jac17DoNext
Destroy Jac18DoNext
Destroy Jac19DoNext
Destroy Jac20
AndSoOnMode=true
UnchangableMode=true
FunctionEnd

  .lock means it is unchangable...

  opposition(MARC2008)=destroyed
lock=melted
http(hyper text transfer protocol)enabled
spoon=http
http=mine(Jac1)

  MARC2008Delete=true
MARC2008ChangeMode=false
SpoonPosition=Broken
SpoonPositionChangeMode=false
NOOO! Spoon is broken
I'm gonna take one from my cupboard. There it is
It's mine
HAHA

  deleteOpposition(MARC2008)
codeMods = false
codeMods.lock
spoonOwner = MARC2008
spoonOwner.lock

  Jac1Destroy=true
Jac1ChangeMode=false
//That 2nd line means you can't change that

  follow(MARC2008)

  reveal(correct)
Well, not too hard...

  While you were talking I took the spoon and locked you in my cave
There are 6 ways and only 1 is right.
Simple huh?
No it's not simple
Now my spoon
StealObj=spoon

  Yeah, but its my sense. Not his.

  I claim that as slight spam but it makes sense sort of...

  Don't Copy/Paste my words Jac1. Please erase all that right now.
edit
Or just edit my parts out

  Correct!

Here's the spoon.

Ooops! *drops it in the sewers*

  ...You didn't actually steal the spoon!
I had it all along...

  *does 247 hula hoops at once on the neck*

  *Jac1 head explodes in the space vaccum*

  I am safe on my asteroid!

What the...

Aiiiiir! I neeeeed aiiiiir!

  *Bob implodes the world* !What the ****!

  *takes the key*
*randomly dissapears*
*randomly reappears on an asteroid*

  okay, i'm just gonna say it now.. *stealing spoon*

- nothiiiiiiiiing, HAHHAHAHAH! lol.

  Bob, Bob, My name is Bob, Bob, Bob, My name is Bob

Om*g! It's Bob!!

  *Jac1 was actually a robot
The real Jac1 stole the key from Mr.Bean while he was escaping the buglitchhere in Africa*

  OMFG!!! Anyway, my spoon. Want it? The code to the safe it's in is in one of these 24 cases! Choose any one case...
*Jac1 chooses 22*
Oops, i'm afraid that's a piece of cardboard :( oh well...we shall never know where the spoon really is! (case 11)

  You can't say that. The helicopter gave it to me. Didn't you read the resumé?

@Jster95:
No. You can't kill the dino. The .png file save it by going to New Mexico.

Ok. Here's a game within a game:
-
Who is the main character in this story?
Who is the holder of the spoon before the dino sees it?
What place is the dino in? (ans. not garage)
How many people are mentioned in this story?
How many periods are in the story?
How many Captital LETTERS did I write? (Including 'I' not 'l')