Topic, steal the spoon from the person below you....

  follow(MARC2008)

  reveal(correct)
Well, not too hard...

  While you were talking I took the spoon and locked you in my cave
There are 6 ways and only 1 is right.
Simple huh?
No it's not simple
Now my spoon
StealObj=spoon

  Yeah, but its my sense. Not his.

  I claim that as slight spam but it makes sense sort of...

  Don't Copy/Paste my words Jac1. Please erase all that right now.
edit
Or just edit my parts out

  Correct!

Here's the spoon.

Ooops! *drops it in the sewers*

  ...You didn't actually steal the spoon!
I had it all along...

  *does 247 hula hoops at once on the neck*

  *Jac1 head explodes in the space vaccum*

  I am safe on my asteroid!

What the...

Aiiiiir! I neeeeed aiiiiir!

  *Bob implodes the world* !What the ****!

  *takes the key*
*randomly dissapears*
*randomly reappears on an asteroid*

  okay, i'm just gonna say it now.. *stealing spoon*

- nothiiiiiiiiing, HAHHAHAHAH! lol.

  Bob, Bob, My name is Bob, Bob, Bob, My name is Bob

Om*g! It's Bob!!

  *Jac1 was actually a robot
The real Jac1 stole the key from Mr.Bean while he was escaping the buglitchhere in Africa*

  OMFG!!! Anyway, my spoon. Want it? The code to the safe it's in is in one of these 24 cases! Choose any one case...
*Jac1 chooses 22*
Oops, i'm afraid that's a piece of cardboard :( oh well...we shall never know where the spoon really is! (case 11)

  You can't say that. The helicopter gave it to me. Didn't you read the resumé?

@Jster95:
No. You can't kill the dino. The .png file save it by going to New Mexico.

Ok. Here's a game within a game:
-
Who is the main character in this story?
Who is the holder of the spoon before the dino sees it?
What place is the dino in? (ans. not garage)
How many people are mentioned in this story?
How many periods are in the story?
How many Captital LETTERS did I write? (Including 'I' not 'l')

  kills dino
muhahaha my spoon and i stopped the cycle.

  But you didn't get the spoon stole from you by a tree...

  I take the spoon, clone it a trillion times, then divide it by zero. It causes a black hole, Tom Cruise comes out, screams " I LOVE MY WIFE! " and then takes his garden gnome, throws it out of his window, and it lands in the water, it sinks to the bottom, where a nurse shark comes to it, and cures it. The gnome walks away and flies to chuck norris, gets roundhouse - kicked to the face, and then eats a car. Chuck Norris goes home to take in more steroids, and then eats midgets. He then goes for a swim through land, and meets jesus walking on water, and jesus rounhouse - kicks him to the face. Then jesus goest to heaven to watch The Golden Compass and eat the Cheetos guy. After enjoying a meal of candy and paper, he goes to his doggy door, and goes to sleep. When he wakes up, the dog goes out, and goes to visit his old mother, who is in the hospital for an unknown reason. The car later finds out that his dad ate all the seaweed in the house, and sucked in carbon emissions from japan. Then, the monkey walks around Japan, and finds a tree to play in. He signs on to the internet, and begins to play his favorite games, mostly involving sniffing buts and eating people. After the dinosaur goes to Bonuslevel, he goes to the forum page, and then sees the topic 'steal the spoon from the person below you'. He looks down from his garage, and notices a spoon on the floor, but nobody's there. The tree then picks up the spoon, and holds onto it. He then copies it a trillion times, and then divides by zero. It causes a black hole, Tom Cruise comes out, screams " I LOVE MY WIFE! " and then takes his garden gnome, throws it out of his window, and it lands in the water, it sinks to the bottom, where a nurse shark comes to it, and cures it.............................................................................................................................
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And the story goes on. Period. PERIOD. STOP SHOWING UP I SAID PERIOD. JEEEZ WHY DOES A PERIOD SHOW UP WHEN I SAY PERIOD. THERE IT IS AGAIN. PERIOD. IF YOU COME UP AGAIN, I AM GOING TO MAKE YOUR EXISTENCE MEANINGLESS,

That's better. OH NOE YOU DON'T,

OK, good











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OK THATS IT, IM TAKING OUT MAH SPOON!

  WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*is flying at the moment*
MWAHAHAHAHA! GIVE ME THAT SPOON OR ELSE!!!!!!!

  The acid transformed you into a mutant!

  *starts to randomly float then glows brightly*
WTF! Help!

  Ehrm.... Cough Cough Spoon is cough cough mine cough cough forever cough cough sneeze.

Dances a little before kicking marc in the shin and running away..... like a turtle.

  *still on fire*
Someone! Dance with me!
*dances while on fire*

  Here, take this water

*Throws liquid at MARC*

Huh? Oh no! It was acid!

  Hello? I'm on fire over here!

  Nice spoon! And no, I'm not dead... Ôó

 

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I got me a video game spoon!