Topic, steal the spoon from the person below you....

I like pie

Spoon belongs to meh.

whoops! mistake

A spoon is a utensil consisting of a small shallow bowl, oval or round, at the end of a handle. A type of cutlery (usually called flatware in the United States), especially as part of a place setting, it is used primarily for serving. Spoons are also used in food preparation to measure, mix, stir and toss ingredients. They can be made from metal (notably flat silver or silverware, plated or solid), wood or plastic. Abbreviation: sp.

trick me into saying "magic wand, come to me" so that the wand exists, then grab it before I can. If you fail to do this I can make it go away. then you must find the Great Fountain of sugar, get the sugar, paint it pink and purple, put it back in the fountain, come back a day later and take out the EXACT SAME BITS OF SUGAR (if you aren't exact you can't activate again) and put them on the wand. Then you can read this:

She seduced your aliens and fetched the spoon while you went to the toilet

I steal the spoon and take it to my spaceship. I then fly into orbit and put into an unbreakable diamond wall. Then I destroy every kitchen utensil in the universe! Mwahahaha

I steal the spoon, and take it into my spaceship.
Then I make every other kitchen implement it the universe desintigrate. I then fly my spaceship into orbit and completely obliterate the entire planet. Then I seal the spoon in an unbreakable diamond wall, and send the wall into a black hole. Then I trap the blackhole in a magic jar and put it in an unbreakable safe that has 10000000000000000 locks and 10000000000000000 keys, which I then find 10000000000000001 black holes and throw either 1 key or the safe inside, then I seal them all trap the weakened space-time fabric in magic jars which I then wrap in unbreakable chains and seal them in the heart of a dwarf star, which I trap in a magic jar and throw it into the Null Void which rips the fabric of space and time, and seal that breach. Then I seperate the Null Void in half so the jar is seperated from all the other parralel worlds, which I obliterate all life forms in, and destroy all matter within 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 miles of my own position in our reality. Then I trap the area where the gap to the Void was and put an unbreakable diamond wall over it. Then I make my spaceship completely invincible, so the only way for a life form to get to the breach (There's no life forms left though...) would be to go through my ship, which I guard with 5000000000000 impassable disintergration lazars and anything that tries to teleport will be shot 99999999999999999 homing missile launchers and the missiles aiming is perfect and can move at the speed of light. Then I guard the next room with aliens that I brought back to life, altering them, so they're only thought is to protect that wall, and they don't need to sleep, eat, drink, breath or exercise. The alians are: Daleks, Slitheen, Krillitanes, Reapers, Absorbaloffs, Weeping Angels and Cybermen. Beat that! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!