Topic, steal the spoon from the person below you....

  Allright. I wasn't here because I was making myself bigger. Now I can get you
Stomp! Stomp! Stomp! And that tiny spoon is mine
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This is me(angry)looking like now

  Ellemennt75 I will haunt you forever since you stole my spoon

  Okay then...

*waves magic wand and turns rock into candy* *eats candy* Hey! Look at that neat spoon!

  because im the 800th comment, i take the spoon and put it in a rock, and you have to wait till your strong enough to pull it out. And no steroids, or strong people to give it to you, or blowing up the rock.

  Hey look!
A smashed guy holding a shiny spoon.
Shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny.

  standing at bottom of cliff. woooosh. what was that? smashed under utensils. ugh. hey look a spoon!

  Real spoon? This fork? *waves magic wand and changes it back* *throws it into a pile of other utensils* *pushes pile off a cliff* HAHAHA!

  I grab another spoon, you open the cabinet to see if it actually is gone, and I grab the real spoon.

You forgot to mention you couldnt make mistakes.

  Makes another spoon. Puts it back in the cabinet. Jesus guards it.
Spoon = infinite = stay = nobody gets. Got it? NO deja vu, i cancel with negative deja vu, no nukes, i disable with negative nuke, no pokemon, i cancel with missingno and m block, no nothing i cancel with everything, no everything, i cancel with nothing.

  *waves magic wand and turns spoon into a fork*

 

Arceus! Eat all world spoons!

  I want pudding = me spoony

  i dont need a stupid spoon i got a fanta [only need spoon to breakfast]xD

  Its all a dream?

  There is no spoon.

  POKÉMON NO PHAIL!!!!
My spoon!

  Pokemon plox.

Fail.

My spoon.

  I steal the spoon using the power of my Gallade's mind!
(my Celebi brought me back to life by going back to the past and rescuing me from the explosion)

  I smash your head, thus losing your mind, thus giving me a spoon.

  I steal the spoon using The Power of the Mind.

  Then you get arrested for unprovoked murder, because I didn't steal the spoon from you, it fell into my pocket!

  But I rigged it with c4 and blow you to tiny gecko bits.

My spoonzorz.

  Bah. I just walk past you and the spoon "accidentally" falls into my pocket. It's not stealing! Honest!

  I has teh spoon.

I own teh spoon.

My spoonz. plox

  IM NOT STUCK IN A ELECTRIC BOX!!!

  But your spray is a bit useless when you're stuck in an electric box!

  well i have anti ghost busters spray

  Who ya gonna call? GHOST BUSTERS!

  And I shot you with the gun I found in a zombie shooting game and shot you.

This part is gross.



I killed my self and now im a ghost haunting the person who steals the spoon from me FOREVER!

  and im a legend and shoot you in you stupid head :p