Topic, steal the spoon from the person below you....

She seduced your aliens and fetched the spoon while you went to the toilet

I steal the spoon and take it to my spaceship. I then fly into orbit and put into an unbreakable diamond wall. Then I destroy every kitchen utensil in the universe! Mwahahaha

I steal the spoon, and take it into my spaceship.
Then I make every other kitchen implement it the universe desintigrate. I then fly my spaceship into orbit and completely obliterate the entire planet. Then I seal the spoon in an unbreakable diamond wall, and send the wall into a black hole. Then I trap the blackhole in a magic jar and put it in an unbreakable safe that has 10000000000000000 locks and 10000000000000000 keys, which I then find 10000000000000001 black holes and throw either 1 key or the safe inside, then I seal them all trap the weakened space-time fabric in magic jars which I then wrap in unbreakable chains and seal them in the heart of a dwarf star, which I trap in a magic jar and throw it into the Null Void which rips the fabric of space and time, and seal that breach. Then I seperate the Null Void in half so the jar is seperated from all the other parralel worlds, which I obliterate all life forms in, and destroy all matter within 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 miles of my own position in our reality. Then I trap the area where the gap to the Void was and put an unbreakable diamond wall over it. Then I make my spaceship completely invincible, so the only way for a life form to get to the breach (There's no life forms left though...) would be to go through my ship, which I guard with 5000000000000 impassable disintergration lazars and anything that tries to teleport will be shot 99999999999999999 homing missile launchers and the missiles aiming is perfect and can move at the speed of light. Then I guard the next room with aliens that I brought back to life, altering them, so they're only thought is to protect that wall, and they don't need to sleep, eat, drink, breath or exercise. The alians are: Daleks, Slitheen, Krillitanes, Reapers, Absorbaloffs, Weeping Angels and Cybermen. Beat that! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!