Topic, steal the spoon from the person below you....

  sorry, i was in the bathroom. did i miss something? *eating cookie and taking the spoon*

  BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Shoots everyone into space and spoon is mine. That was much much easier

  takes spoon. that was easier.

  i love dogs i just have no clue what a rat terrier looks like. no offense.
takes spoon. that was easy.

  i teleported to the futre with u! and then went farther in to the future with a magic phone booth!
and how come nobody cares about rat terriers! there dogs! (pets own dogh named mucles) its ok they still like u muski.

  No, you didn't. You aren't in the future, and if you were, you would forget about the spoon.

  erases everybodys mind that they exist kills them all destrys universe (and bonuslevel.org) takes spoon and destroys everything that exists exept me a the spoon! (at one push of a button so nobody got it back from me) DUH WHY DID I ERASE UR MINDS!

  Oh, look at that, a spoon. *Eats it and goes to the future where you've forgotten all about the spoon*

  we don't play through the website spider we only post our exploits. Therefore while your busy deleting everything I steal the spoon from you.

  deletes all accounts on bonuslevel and gets spoon and delets bonuslevel.com so ha!

  I guess that you will have a bigger blood

Um... You forgot to lock the cabinet. It was simple to take it. And that's what I did HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  @Element75. I said everything is canceled out by nothing and nothing is canceled out by everything. Therefore, your theory is incorrect, and the spoon is still in the cabinet. So ha. >:)

  I am a zombie (or was a zombie)...
Read back a bit. (on page 2)

  He must have mistook you for a zombie...

  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

  Hahaha

Message too short!

I HATE that message!!!

  I buy Moncled Man off E-Bay. (?)

  MAAAAAAAAASSSTEEEEEEERRRR!

  Remember im a zombie so bites dont hurt me

  Well. That ScoobyDoo took it unfortuantely after I caught geckojsc
He was walking towards me and when he was near I pressed a button that caught him
And your ScoobyDoo is my friend not yours
AND HE BITTEN YOUR LEG

  Yes i did i made geckojsc take the spoon from you!

And then he gave it to me!

And since hes hypnotised he couldnt get the wrong one because he would know it was the wrong one.

  But you didn't do anything to me so the spoon is still mine

  But I quickly made up a new type of zombie witch can hypnotise! and I hypnotised geckojsc and now he stole the spoon! (and gave it to me!)

By the way, im still haunting you Ellemennt75.

Now I hypnotised all the zombies in the world and if any body goes near me I will murder them. (The zombies stole all the weapons in the world.)

I also stuck the spoon magnet to me with zombie glue (Once its on the zombie it never comes off!)and now the spoon will eventually come to me whatever happens!

  Allright. I wasn't here because I was making myself bigger. Now I can get you
Stomp! Stomp! Stomp! And that tiny spoon is mine
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This is me(angry)looking like now

  Ellemennt75 I will haunt you forever since you stole my spoon

  Okay then...

*waves magic wand and turns rock into candy* *eats candy* Hey! Look at that neat spoon!

  because im the 800th comment, i take the spoon and put it in a rock, and you have to wait till your strong enough to pull it out. And no steroids, or strong people to give it to you, or blowing up the rock.

  Hey look!
A smashed guy holding a shiny spoon.
Shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny.

  standing at bottom of cliff. woooosh. what was that? smashed under utensils. ugh. hey look a spoon!

  Real spoon? This fork? *waves magic wand and changes it back* *throws it into a pile of other utensils* *pushes pile off a cliff* HAHAHA!