Topic, steal the spoon from the person below you....

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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD NO NO NO NO NO PLZ NO NONONONOONONONONONONONONONONONONONONNONONONONONO

UNCLE! UNCLE! NO! UNCLE! AGH!

I THOUGHT HE WAS MY FRIEND!
BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Never should have done it to him. He causes too many paradoxes. [takes spoon] Oh well. If I do this, noone will get hurt. [points spoon to himself] Goodbye, world.

  My Dragonite took your land shark (if were relating to pokemon this would be a Garchomp!) and killed it, I steal the spoon

  PARERDERX HERE, PARERPERX HERE, PAREDERXES EVERYWHERE, I PUT LAND SHARK IN PAREDERX AND STEEL SPOON

  Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...

Jaws just leveled up!!!

Jaws is now classified: Land Shark.
Score: 88,000,000,000 humans and aliens killed, and one Coolguy52 killed (SUPER SCORE BONUS!!!)
EXTRA BONUS FOR SAVING THE SPOON AND GIVING IT TO CUBIX!!!

  NASA, I've got the spoon, ready for launch. 5 4 3 2 1 Boom! I escape an asteroid collision by going in a rocket with the spoon die

  NERP, I WERNT TUR MAK PARERDERXES. NER GIMME DAT SPOON

  No, you're in hysteria because I started a tickle fight.
When I tickled you, you exploded and I stopped the tickle fight. So it's impossible for you to have some tea or need my spoon.

...wait...

GOSH DANG IT, stop causing paradoxes:::::::::::::
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[Possible explanation: Don't worry. We're not blaming you this time. :) -Dr. Heptamon]

  ... now that my anger issues are over, who wants some tea? oh cubix, I need your spoon to stir the tea, ive currently lost all of mine.

  Tickle fight.
I explode Epic, and take Earth. I balance it on the spoon and everything comes back with angels singing. I steal SuperMario.

  NOOOOOO YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT MARIO!!!!/HOMER SIMPSON!!!!!
destroys everything on earth including earth itself,
"that solved my anger issues..."

  I steal the pudding from totallyepicdude.

  *ahem* 13 gates is a game.

Plus, I beat this game multiple times, so I easily got out. I travel a second later than the time Epic took the spoon, and shoot him with cannons. Then I give the spoon to Jster95 and pretend this never happened, while simultaneously going to the present and shooting Epic again with cannons just before he started pushing the Earth backwards.

  AND SUDDENLY I REJOIN.
ahem... I take the spoon, run full laps around the planet thus slowing the rotation until reversing the earths rotation, thus going back in time, I steal the spoon from jster95 and EAT HIS PUDDING

  I snipe Cubix into his gates and use telekinesis to make the spoon float towards me!

  It doesn't work, tho.
I put the spoon in 13 gates.
Now I just have to sit back and watch everyone stumble around in trichromatic space without any outline, trying to find the spoon for my amusement.
Yes, I am the king of spoons.

  I steal the spoon.

You can't see me so you can't kill me

@Cubix Nice idea
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Lol

  "Ride with the steel and the power of the sword
Stand up and fight now and forever more
Rise through the night sky with daylight's desire
To be free there must be my spoon"
- DragonForce's "Black Fire", From their album "Valley Of The Damned"

  I stab CubixIII with all the dots he used in his flood, and take the spoon while he bleeds a horrible death.

RIP

  I flood the topic so nobody can steal the spoon from below me, for I'm on another page.
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...that didn't work.
Oh well, I steal the spoon anyway.

  For heavens sake! YOU can't see dark matter, you can only see it's effects.

I steal the spoon from you

  I travel through a wall to find a whole open space and I see you, I steal the spoon from u.

  CubixIII, I wasn't talking about you and you can't see me as I am dark matter. No one can see dark matter. so I steal the spoon from you

  But you're nobody!

Plus, I'm an android, so I can't get burned, choked, cooked, and crushed.
Since I can see the unseeable, I take the spoon from Nobody.

  OH.... You mean Super Mario 3D World. That is Wii U, I'm not sure about the level count there, but in 3D LAND, It's 16.

It's not the highest. That title belongs to the original SMB. (256 using a glitch).

But you can't see me or the spoon or the time warper. Because im nobody. so how did you kill me and steal the spoon?

LOGIC!

I stole the spoon from Cubix

Epic, I throw you onto the planet Venus using a Dragonite and a Hydreigon to calm you down. Venus... well lets just say it would get very messy

GORE ALERT


Cubix, there was someone below you. so don't start anew.

  just a little game to play when your bored that doesn't involve turtles, zombies, cars, or any of the other stuff. Simply steal the spoon from the person below you. Since no one is below me (pulls spoon out of cupboard) I'll start it off. Now where did I put that butterscotch pudding.

Edit: You cannot change the spoon into anything The spoon is the spoon not a fork, a spork, or a monkey.

winners: 1000th post Gecko!!!
2000 post Niimporta !!!
3000th post:BlooDemons.


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  ITS W WII U GAME RARGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *turn into hulk while smashing coolguy against the wall, a rock, a diamond, a knife and the sun.* ahem, and now I have the spoon.

  But you cant see Nobody and when I touch the spoon and my time warper, only I can see them.

GOOD LUCK NOW

And epic, my 3DS ran out of charge so I have to charge it up!

  I take the spoon from cubix, and coolguy, PLAY 3D WORLD for proof.

  I take the spoon from dingdong, because Coolguy couldn't take the spoon, because he's Nobody.

  Umm... Dingdong. all the forks died, im starving and I only have peas left. Oh yeah and if we team up, I need to unlock treasure with it, you can have half.

And it is indestructible. So I warp and steal the spoon from you.