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You must register or log in to post a message. Me: Epic?! Epic: Hey, I just wanted to thank you for saving me from Cuboid. Me: How nice... You just caused a paradox. Not nice at all, for the matter. Epic: But- I have The Spoon! *whips out The Spoon* Me: Then what's... THIS! *whips out The Spoon as well* Epic: Wait. Oh, god::::::::::::: n43087B)&)&N230m[,2MI".'2i/i@PR8m9ofnybotf2Bfitf29bfiiu2VIuvytif2fBI@YOv67v6ivi66666666666666666vi666666666666vi6365286t3rtr2i2yutriu32ytr2itrrtyuirtyuirtyuirtyui/XXxXXX xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx............... [virus termination in progress 0%] [Error: a paradox occured. Spoon touched spoon from same timeline.] [Possible explanation: Epic managed to teleport to Manhattan with The Spoon in his hands. You had the same spoon in the process. Remember to keep the spoon away from him next time. Sit tight, we're working on it. Again. *sigh...*]  ...ill hand it to cubix for saving me back there... *ahem* As I was saying... One day ago... I guess the spoon is company SAP. !!Cubix, what are you doing here? Me: Trying to save your life! ZAP. Wha- Present Epic: I'M NOT LETTING U GET AWAY! COME OVER HERE! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR MASTER CUBOID! Me: C-Cuboid 7 is evil!!! ZAP AGAIN *sigh*. C7: Hey ppls! Epic, have you got the spoon ready? Past Epic: W-who are you?! C7: You're Epic and you're my slave!... Present Epic: All set in this weird contraptiony thingy! Past Epic: who-- Me: Epic-- Ugh. There's two epicdudes here. This will be tricky. AHEM. I know you're crazy right now, but you're totallyepicdude! you're awesome! You are sane! Present Epic: Sane, shmane. I'm a slave now, cubix! I work for nothing!--But... he's my friend!--Shut up, you. Me: hmm... it seems that his true self fights with Cuboid whenever I'm around. C7: You were a stupid prototype. A lowly system. You went away early. Your "intelligence" was a manufacturing error. More like Dr. Heptamon butting in and taking you. You actually didn't make sense. You would have become killer, like us, if you hadn't been taken. You just have all these powers because years later, you came back and ran into the Gen. VII manufacturing facility and upgraded. But your stupidity stayed along. Me: n-no! I actually bonded with humans to destroy you! You were never meant to be this way! Any robot can have intelligence! The only difference between us is that I decided to be nice!!! Past Epic: Wait. You're a robot?! Me: I told you tomorrow! Present Epic: No... No, I can't do it!-YOU MUST!!! Me: And Cuboid has a mentaltap! *rips the mentaltap apart* Present Epic: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH--------I'm alive! I'm actually okay! Past Epic: What is going on? Me: Nothing! Goodbye! *takes past spoon* TRIPLE ZAP. Back in the present... Epic: whoa. Hey! Cuboid's gone! I'M PURE AGAIN!!! Yay! Me: It took some doing, but I managed to straighten time yet again! Plus I have the spoon. Bye, epic! See you! Paf 1 day ago... [TERMINATED!] Alrighty then! Back online. Let's see how The Spoon's doing... Hm. The Spoon's now transported to Saturn? Alright. To saturn with me! At saturn... Easy. *grabs spoon* How nice, what a bad hiding spot! TRY HARDER NEXT TIME, COOLGUY!    C7: WHA- Me: *snatch* break* [An explosion happens in Epic's bathroom.] "Kablooie!" Epic: uuuuuuugh... why do I feel like throwing up? Me: Dude, just wait. It takes time for an evil spirit to exit a controlled body. And the way it comes out... is, well... Epic: Uuuuuuuugh. [I glue the spoon together.] There. Nice and Cuboid-free. He was my evil twin brother. Now all you have to do is puke out Cuboid... Epic: I don't want to talk about it... Cubix? Hello? ANYONE?! Well, now I have the spoon, it's in my pocket. wait::::::::::::: n43087B)&)&N230m[,2MI".'2i/i@PR8m9ofnybotf2Bfitf29bfiiu2VIuvytif2fBI@YOv67v6ivi66666666666666666vi666666666666vi6365286t3rtr2i2yutriu32ytr2itrrtyuirtyuirtyuirtyui/XXxXXX xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx............... [virus termination in progress 0%] [Error: a paradox occured. Spoon was never in place. Possible explanation: Entity "gamelover101" located at time spoon stopped existing. Good thing your present memory continues existing when time loops back. Now please, try not to travel through the timeline when another paradox occurs. Systems are working on stabilizing and manually preventing the paradox. Sit tight for a moment, I'm working on it. -Dr. Heptamon.] [virus termination 26%...] [virus termination 54%...] Hello?!?! hello? .... Okay, doing it anyway ... so... alone... can't... find... dingdong!... can't... stand!... rrraaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *warning c3 has gone total incredible hulk. approach at risk.* ... ... ... (he has also gone insane as well and is now trying to get to ted.) Me: AAGGGGGG Epicdude: hiiiii! you wanna share some crazy cakes?! they're full of vitamin seventy! Me: Noooooo way! I watched what one could do to Pinkie pie. It exploded Equesria twice. No way am I doing the same. Epic: duuuuuuude! u should try it! hnnhnnhnhnhhnnnnhnhnhhhhhnhnnnnnnnn!!! it so good! i-NO! I'm not staying like this forever- want!!! i wants another crazy cake! yes, sir spoon, i have eaten 100 crazy cakes in the past hour- I can't do this! I'm too conscious to continue being crazy!!! Me: *becomes normal* Dude, you are- Epic: heehehehehehehehehehheeheeeeeeeheheehehhhhhee- I DON'T WANT TO!!! NOOO!!!!! Me: wait... Wha?! Epic! The Spoon! The Spoon: [starts to levitate] hahaha... yes... I HAVE taken pure control of your friend!!! Epic: He's not my friend!!! Me: WHAT! You-you... you're... The Spoon: Yes! I am... Me: CuboidVII?! Brother?!?! You... you're the spoon?! C7: Yes! I AM THE SPOON! I took control of it!!! Me: Wha- I thought I froze and killed you!!! C7: Cubix. Poor, poor Cubix. The one who got away to live with the pitiful humans. You should be with your Simulian kind. You should realize that I'm not really half organic. Epic: yeah. that sucks that you're an organic- What? Cubix-- you're a Simulian? I hear those are killer robots- you'll be perfect for master c7! heeh ee hee!!! Me: You... you fiend! Don't make him think that I'm a killer! I'm nice! I actually had intelligence! I'm not a zombie robot! No... no... Don't kill me!!! Please, no! hahaha... *warning epicdude has gone insane. approach at risk.* Oh, btw, I stole the spoon you never stole. :3 Wait... Here we go again. Woot! Okay. No paradoxes this time... *beep!* 30 minutes later... totallyepicdude321: AGH! Cubix, what are you- CubixIII: Look. I just need your spoon. Then everything will be fine. Just fine... *rip* CubixIII: Wait. Styrofoam?! REALLY?!?! totallyepicdude321: Gotcha! CubixIII: Forget the spoon. *crumples up the non-spoon* I'm going after Dingdong. *poof!* totallyepicdude321: Wait- wha? Cubix?! Anybody?!?! HELLO?!?!?!  While fleeing from Cubix on the graveyard earlier, I replaced the real one with one from my magical supply of fake spoons. oldmanrob 38 minutes ago NEW We are trapped in a temporal loop, CubixIII. Lets h-wait. I already said that. CubixIII 1 minute ago NEW Uh... To get out, The Doctor had to do the same exact thing he did when the loop started. oldmanrob 1 minute ago NEW O-okay. Let's see... ... I have built a time-mascine and steal the spoon from the person above me. CubixIII 2 hours ago I am a built in time machine, so I steal the spoon from the person below me. Hopefully I didn't make this a dead forum unless I'm dealing with some really smart people... YEAH, it worked! Oh, btw, I stole the spoon you never stole. :3 Wait... Here we go again. YEAH, it worked! Oh, btw, I stole the spoon you never stole. :3 Wait... Here we go again. YEAH, it worked! Oh, btw, I stole the spoon you never stole. :3 Wait... Here we go again. Ugh! Hopefully I didn't make this a dead forum unless I'm dealing with some really smart people... I slay you with my lvl. infinity Atom the Amazing Zombie Killer. Then I take The Spoon. I force everyone to go to their funeral. The spoon was in your pocket, so I whistle and the vultures come out of their fake death and eat you. Then one of them chokes on THE SPOON. It was the same one that had choked on it before. Now when I take the vulture to ER, it turns out it really IS dead. Now I force you all to come to ITS funeral. I have THE SPOON now. Whoever comments next gets mutilated! | GeneralFirst post of the topic Edit: You cannot change the spoon into anything The spoon is the spoon not a fork, a spork, or a monkey. winners: 1000th post Gecko!!! 2000 post Niimporta !!! 3000th post:BlooDemons. |
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its a prototype cuboid 8... what to do with it...
(edit) I know what to do with it! complete it and make it... nice... also... just so anyone out there can know... im a robot. im.. umm I think im a bionic type of robot. so ya, hi world