Topic, steal the spoon from the person below you....

  Ha! Cuboid! Look!
C7: WHA-
Me: *snatch* break*
[An explosion happens in Epic's bathroom.]
"Kablooie!"
Epic: uuuuuuugh... why do I feel like throwing up?
Me: Dude, just wait. It takes time for an evil spirit to exit a controlled body. And the way it comes out... is, well...
Epic: Uuuuuuuugh.
[I glue the spoon together.]
There. Nice and Cuboid-free. He was my evil twin brother. Now all you have to do is puke out Cuboid...
Epic: I don't want to talk about it... Cubix? Hello? ANYONE?!

Well, now I have the spoon, it's in my pocket.
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[virus termination in progress 0%]
[Error: a paradox occured. Spoon was never in place. Possible explanation: Entity "gamelover101" located at time spoon stopped existing. Good thing your present memory continues existing when time loops back. Now please, try not to travel through the timeline when another paradox occurs. Systems are working on stabilizing and manually preventing the paradox. Sit tight for a moment, I'm working on it. -Dr. Heptamon.]
[virus termination 26%...]
[virus termination 54%...]

  tl;dr spoon is mine, etc

  Dude, I was about to do the insane thing, but I was too embarrased!!! :3

Hello?!?! hello? ....
Okay, doing it anyway
...
so... alone... can't... find... dingdong!... can't... stand!... rrraaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*warning c3 has gone total incredible hulk. approach at risk.*
...
...
...
(he has also gone insane as well and is now trying to get to ted.)

Me: AAGGGGGG
Epicdude: hiiiii! you wanna share some crazy cakes?! they're full of vitamin seventy!
Me: Noooooo way! I watched what one could do to Pinkie pie. It exploded Equesria twice. No way am I doing the same.
Epic: duuuuuuude! u should try it! hnnhnnhnhnhhnnnnhnhnhhhhhnhnnnnnnnn!!! it so good! i-NO! I'm not staying like this forever- want!!! i wants another crazy cake! yes, sir spoon, i have eaten 100 crazy cakes in the past hour- I can't do this! I'm too conscious to continue being crazy!!!
Me: *becomes normal* Dude, you are-
Epic: heehehehehehehehehehheeheeeeeeeheheehehhhhhee- I DON'T WANT TO!!! NOOO!!!!!
Me: wait... Wha?! Epic! The Spoon!
The Spoon: [starts to levitate] hahaha... yes... I HAVE taken pure control of your friend!!!
Epic: He's not my friend!!!
Me: WHAT! You-you... you're...
The Spoon: Yes! I am...
Me: CuboidVII?! Brother?!?! You... you're the spoon?!
C7: Yes! I AM THE SPOON! I took control of it!!!
Me: Wha- I thought I froze and killed you!!!
C7: Cubix. Poor, poor Cubix. The one who got away to live with the pitiful humans. You should be with your Simulian kind. You should realize that I'm not really half organic.
Epic: yeah. that sucks that you're an organic- What? Cubix-- you're a Simulian? I hear those are killer robots- you'll be perfect for master c7! heeh ee hee!!!
Me: You... you fiend! Don't make him think that I'm a killer! I'm nice! I actually had intelligence! I'm not a zombie robot! No... no... Don't kill me!!! Please, no!

  HELLLOOOOOOO!?!?!?! anyone there? oh look. the spoon... I guess this is company... 4 hours later....
hahaha... *warning epicdude has gone insane. approach at risk.*

  YEAH, it worked!
Oh, btw, I stole the spoon you never stole. :3
Wait...
Here we go again.

Woot!
Okay. No paradoxes this time...
*beep!*
30 minutes later...
totallyepicdude321: AGH! Cubix, what are you-
CubixIII: Look. I just need your spoon. Then everything will be fine. Just fine...

*rip*
CubixIII: Wait. Styrofoam?! REALLY?!?!
totallyepicdude321: Gotcha!
CubixIII: Forget the spoon. *crumples up the non-spoon* I'm going after Dingdong. *poof!*
totallyepicdude321: Wait- wha? Cubix?! Anybody?!?! HELLO?!?!?!

  hmm.. ive raveled through time.. been eaten by a vulture... and been stolen constantly... im gonna go take a bath. the spoon is STILL attached to me soo... your gonna have to wait like 30 minutes for me to get out.

  You two remain stuck in the loop, never to notice that the spoon you fight over is a fake.

While fleeing from Cubix on the graveyard earlier, I replaced the real one with one from my magical supply of fake spoons.

  Okay... Hey, I watched this Doctor who episode, and he-
oldmanrob 38 minutes ago NEW
We are trapped in a temporal loop, CubixIII. Lets h-wait. I already said that.
CubixIII 1 minute ago NEW
Uh... To get out, The Doctor had to do the same exact thing he did when the loop started.
oldmanrob 1 minute ago NEW
O-okay. Let's see...
...
I have built a time-mascine and steal the spoon from the person above me.
CubixIII 2 hours ago
I am a built in time machine, so I steal the spoon from the person below me.

Hopefully I didn't make this a dead forum unless I'm dealing with some really smart people...

YEAH, it worked!
Oh, btw, I stole the spoon you never stole. :3
Wait...
Here we go again.
YEAH, it worked!
Oh, btw, I stole the spoon you never stole. :3
Wait...
Here we go again.
YEAH, it worked!
Oh, btw, I stole the spoon you never stole. :3
Wait...
Here we go again.
Ugh!

  We are trapped in a temporal loop, CubixIII. Lets hope somebody finds a solution and frees us.

  I am a built in time machine, so I steal the spoon from the person below me.

Hopefully I didn't make this a dead forum unless I'm dealing with some really smart people...

  I have build a time-mascine and steal the spoon from the person above me.

  Seriously?!
I slay you with my lvl. infinity Atom the Amazing Zombie Killer. Then I take The Spoon.

  Being (obviously, apparently) dead, I rise from the groud and stagger after you for eternity till i get the spoon

  @ dingdong Yes, but I'm not easily distracted. I feel the tremors in my pocket and run after you, transforming into a robot cheetah. I severely maul you, and (obviously) you die. I become android again and take THE SPOON from you.

  ewww... stop tossing me around and having me choked on by vultures....stop taking the spoon and me!

  But at the funeral you hear the loud sound of bells. While you look at the clock tower, the Spoon gets taken by me.

  My vultures died.
I force everyone to go to their funeral.
The spoon was in your pocket, so I whistle and the vultures come out of their fake death and eat you. Then one of them chokes on THE SPOON. It was the same one that had choked on it before. Now when I take the vulture to ER, it turns out it really IS dead. Now I force you all to come to ITS funeral. I have THE SPOON now. Whoever comments next gets mutilated!

  My name is Rob "Nobody" Oldman and I get you and take the spoon.

  I have a banshee and I shot you with it's cannon, then I catch THE SPOON while in air and I throw myself out of the banshee. I run away as fast as I can to make sure nobody gets me.

  Hey! Psycho! Guess what? I have a surprise for you! And it's... a pack of ravenous vultures? [sarcasm]I did NOT see that coming.[/sarcasm] Oh. One of them choked on a spoon. Oh wait... It's THE SPOON. How nice. Happy not-birthday to me!

  I took it.

  I steal totallyepicdude321.
I just can't wait for 4 pm to roll around... Heck, I'll probably be gone by then. U want to come on now?

  that means you also have me.

  that's strange. a spoon falls from the sky and enters my window. ooooh it's THE SPOON. it's mine now.

  I live even though I died and take it anyways.

  AND NOW THE SPOON IS MY SPOON. using physics, I bind the spoon to me

  You got wanganumbed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 83

  The spoon is the spoon, that's the only thing i know.

  I didn't change the spoon, I just made it represent Wanganunb and Numberwang. It's not really either. It's like a representation piece.

THAT'S NUMBERWANG!

  "You cannot change the spoon into anything The spoon is the spoon not a fork, a spork, or a monkey." -Jster95