Topic, steal the spoon from the person below you....

  So what? I've got the spoon.

Isn't there 8 normal and 8 secret worlds? In Super Mario 3D Land?

And I used my time warper to make sure that your bionic speed didn't work!

And hiding in 9 worlds is tricky but I made sure I was also in the universe where you didn't!

Face it... There is only one way to defeat me!

Oh yeah! My time warper is indestructible.

  OR DID IT? I had enough time to speed around the park, and plant a fake me, and a fake spoon! im actually im one of the 9 worlds of that game! find me if you can!

  But remember when I gunned a fake spoon down. My time machine freaked out so the fake spoon was on Saturn and the real spoon was fixe... Hey Ouch! No fair Cubix! I want my spoon back. Oh wait! My time machine. I shall now use the 5th dimension to warp into an alternate universe where I still have the spoon!

NICE TRY...

I also got the camera and hit epic in the world "bowser" in Super Mario 3D Land. He was on the Ferris Wheel.

Even blotting things out doesn't work... Come to think of it, nor did your bionic speed.

  or you could go after me in world b*w**r.
in s*up*r m*r*o 3* w*r*d. im on the f*rr*s w*e*l

using my bionic speed, I run around the amusement park, you know, world b*w**r

  I ALWAYS make paradoxes!

Thanks for the camera! *throws camera at crazy epic (the one that got controlled by C7)*
Good. Now that's taken care of. Now to take the camera from myself and go hit Coolguy52.

  I go back in time and shoot OMR! I steal the spoon and **************************! Only I know where the spoon is, so you can't make anything up!

  I steal the spoon. You can keep your paradox, gl. I have my own.

  I steal the paradox and the spoon.

  WAIT. cubixIII, you made a PARADOX! by going back in time, and killing cuboid, your future self would have no reason to kill him, so you wouldn't and he would respawn! but then you would have a reason to kill him... cycle repeats...



ill save us!
me:past me, take this video recorder thing 9000, its paradox proof
past me: ok... ill go hand it to cubix.
*gets attacked by cuboid*

  Hey, just trying to add a sideplot epic-y thing to the spoon game. "I steal the spoon"'s getting a bit old. I wanted to add some excitement and make people attracted to this forum. I guess it's just too cluttered now, which makes it boring as well. Heck, I get so into the sideplot, I rarely have space to fit the spoon theft in there. Dang, I guess it was an epic fail.
Hoo boy, here I go again! D:

  I give gamelover an award for being annoyed at cubixIIIs long storys.

and I steal the spoon

  I bravely award CubixIII an award for having the most ridiculously long message ever.

  [TERMINATED! Don't mess up this time!]
Whee..... Wha--
CNN:
LOCAL BL USER WREAKS HAVOC INSIDE A GIANT BIONIC ROBOT

Ooooooh no.
Epic? Where are you--
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[systems back online]
[Today's time: 3:57:39 11-29-2017]
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.
Where... am I?
Epic: Hello? Hello?! Cubix! You alive?
Me: hhhhhhhhhhhqwqwqwwqwqwqwquwiewurtoewfgqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. Oooooooow. That really hurts. I'd better go after that Cuboid Gen. 8 prototype... OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!! What-
Epic: Dude, you were asleep for 3 and a half years!
Me: Epicdude, get out of there right now! You're evil! Again... ugh.
Epic: Dude, I stabilized it. It's for good now. Get up, by the way.
Me: I'll try... unh! WIAGHHHH!!!!!!
[I find myself in a giant crusher.]
Epic: Kidding! See you in the big junkyard in the sky! Hee hee!!!
Me: Oh, really? I'm invincible. Computer, exit hibernation!
Epic: Wait--
[systems back online *for realz*]
[current time is 4:02:59 4-11-14]
Epic: You awake? Hello?
Me: ugh... Shouldn't you be in that Cuboid Gen. 8?
Epic: What are you talking about?
Me: but... you caused that paradox after getting controlled by Cuboid7?
Epic: What? Dude, I have no idea what the heck you're talking about.
Me: so... it was all a dream!!! YIPPEE! See you in Manhattan so this can actually start happening! :D
Poof!
Meanwhile, in another dimension...
C7: If only he knew... heh heh heh.

  ...sorry cubix for causing a paradox... oh hey look!
its a prototype cuboid 8... what to do with it...

(edit) I know what to do with it! complete it and make it... nice... also... just so anyone out there can know... im a robot. im.. umm I think im a bionic type of robot. so ya, hi world

  With Cuboid out of the way, I immediately teleport to Manhattan because I didn't have room to say that on my last post.

Me: Epic?!
Epic: Hey, I just wanted to thank you for saving me from Cuboid.
Me: How nice... You just caused a paradox. Not nice at all, for the matter.
Epic: But- I have The Spoon! *whips out The Spoon*
Me: Then what's... THIS! *whips out The Spoon as well*
Epic: Wait. Oh, god:::::::::::::
n43087B)&)&N230m[,2MI".'2i/i@PR8m9ofnybotf2Bfitf29bfiiu2VIuvytif2fBI@YO

SPOILER

Blah!

v67v6ivi66666666666666666vi666666666666vi6365286t3rtr2i2yutriu32ytr2itrrtyuirtyuirtyuirtyui/XXxXXX xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx...............
[virus termination in progress 0%]
[Error: a paradox occured. Spoon touched spoon from same timeline.]
[Possible explanation: Epic managed to teleport to Manhattan with The Spoon in his hands. You had the same spoon in the process. Remember to keep the spoon away from him next time. Sit tight, we're working on it. Again. *sigh...*]

  SNAP... woah... what happened... oh look.. the spoon
...ill hand it to cubix for saving me back there...

  TOO BAD.
*ahem* As I was saying...
One day ago...
I guess the spoon is company
SAP.
!!Cubix, what are you doing here?
Me: Trying to save your life!
ZAP.
Wha-
Present Epic: I'M NOT LETTING U GET AWAY! COME OVER HERE! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR MASTER CUBOID!
Me: C-Cuboid 7 is evil!!!
ZAP AGAIN *sigh*.
C7: Hey ppls! Epic, have you got the spoon ready?
Past Epic: W-who are you?!
C7: You're Epic and you're my slave!...
Present Epic: All set in this weird contraptiony thingy!
Past Epic: who--
Me: Epic-- Ugh. There's two epicdudes here. This will be tricky. AHEM. I know you're crazy right now, but you're totallyepicdude! you're awesome! You are sane!
Present Epic: Sane, shmane. I'm a slave now, cubix! I work for nothing!--But... he's my friend!--Shut up, you.
Me: hmm... it seems that his true self fights with Cuboid whenever I'm around.
C7: You were a stupid prototype. A lowly system. You went away early. Your "intelligence" was a manufacturing error. More like Dr. Heptamon butting in and taking you. You actually didn't make sense. You would have become killer, like us, if you hadn't been taken. You just have all these powers because years later, you came back and ran into the Gen. VII manufacturing facility and upgraded. But your stupidity stayed along.
Me: n-no! I actually bonded with humans to destroy you! You were never meant to be this way! Any robot can have intelligence! The only difference between us is that I decided to be nice!!!
Past Epic: Wait. You're a robot?!
Me: I told you tomorrow!
Present Epic: No... No, I can't do it!-YOU MUST!!!
Me: And Cuboid has a mentaltap!
*rips the mentaltap apart*
Present Epic: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH--------I'm alive! I'm actually okay!
Past Epic: What is going on?
Me: Nothing! Goodbye! *takes past spoon*
TRIPLE ZAP.
Back in the present...
Epic: whoa. Hey! Cuboid's gone! I'M PURE AGAIN!!! Yay!
Me: It took some doing, but I managed to straighten time yet again! Plus I have the spoon. Bye, epic! See you! Paf

  i'm not going to bother reading paragraphs of text

my spoon

  NO. I WILL NOT LET YOU DISUPT THE RESSURECTION OF MASTER CUBOID.. infact, you are going to sit here, tied to a tele-proof pole and watch the resurrection!

  ...oh god no! nono! WHAT'S THIS?! Epic's not really sane?!?! Gawd. Stupid zombies. Oooh well. Going to teleport now. Let's see...
1 day ago...

  heh,heheh.... I WILL DESTROY HUMANITY FOR MASTER CUBOID, BUT FIRST I MUST PUT HIM IN THE SPOON CUBIX HAS...later... perfect... and now to put cuboid inside the spoon...

  [virus termination 87%]
[TERMINATED!]
Alrighty then! Back online. Let's see how The Spoon's doing... Hm. The Spoon's now transported to Saturn? Alright. To saturn with me!
At saturn...
Easy. *grabs spoon* How nice, what a bad hiding spot! TRY HARDER NEXT TIME, COOLGUY!

  I steal the spoon and throw it into cyber space. Then I gun it down. THE END!

  spoon was yours now it's mine etc

  spoon is mine etc

  Ha! Cuboid! Look!
C7: WHA-
Me: *snatch* break*
[An explosion happens in Epic's bathroom.]
"Kablooie!"
Epic: uuuuuuugh... why do I feel like throwing up?
Me: Dude, just wait. It takes time for an evil spirit to exit a controlled body. And the way it comes out... is, well...
Epic: Uuuuuuuugh.
[I glue the spoon together.]
There. Nice and Cuboid-free. He was my evil twin brother. Now all you have to do is puke out Cuboid...
Epic: I don't want to talk about it... Cubix? Hello? ANYONE?!

Well, now I have the spoon, it's in my pocket.
wait:::::::::::::
n43087B)&)&N230m[,2MI".'2i/i@PR8m9ofnybotf2Bfitf29bfiiu2VIuvytif2fBI@YO

SPOILER

Blah!

v67v6ivi66666666666666666vi666666666666vi6365286t3rtr2i2yutriu32ytr2itrrtyuirtyuirtyuirtyui/XXxXXX xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx...............
[virus termination in progress 0%]
[Error: a paradox occured. Spoon was never in place. Possible explanation: Entity "gamelover101" located at time spoon stopped existing. Good thing your present memory continues existing when time loops back. Now please, try not to travel through the timeline when another paradox occurs. Systems are working on stabilizing and manually preventing the paradox. Sit tight for a moment, I'm working on it. -Dr. Heptamon.]
[virus termination 26%...]
[virus termination 54%...]

  tl;dr spoon is mine, etc

  Dude, I was about to do the insane thing, but I was too embarrased!!! :3

Hello?!?! hello? ....
Okay, doing it anyway
...
so... alone... can't... find... dingdong!... can't... stand!... rrraaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*warning c3 has gone total incredible hulk. approach at risk.*
...
...
...
(he has also gone insane as well and is now trying to get to ted.)

Me: AAGGGGGG
Epicdude: hiiiii! you wanna share some crazy cakes?! they're full of vitamin seventy!
Me: Noooooo way! I watched what one could do to Pinkie pie. It exploded Equesria twice. No way am I doing the same.
Epic: duuuuuuude! u should try it! hnnhnnhnhnhhnnnnhnhnhhhhhnhnnnnnnnn!!! it so good! i-NO! I'm not staying like this forever- want!!! i wants another crazy cake! yes, sir spoon, i have eaten 100 crazy cakes in the past hour- I can't do this! I'm too conscious to continue being crazy!!!
Me: *becomes normal* Dude, you are-
Epic: heehehehehehehehehehheeheeeeeeeheheehehhhhhee- I DON'T WANT TO!!! NOOO!!!!!
Me: wait... Wha?! Epic! The Spoon!
The Spoon: [starts to levitate] hahaha... yes... I HAVE taken pure control of your friend!!!
Epic: He's not my friend!!!
Me: WHAT! You-you... you're...
The Spoon: Yes! I am...
Me: CuboidVII?! Brother?!?! You... you're the spoon?!
C7: Yes! I AM THE SPOON! I took control of it!!!
Me: Wha- I thought I froze and killed you!!!
C7: Cubix. Poor, poor Cubix. The one who got away to live with the pitiful humans. You should be with your Simulian kind. You should realize that I'm not really half organic.
Epic: yeah. that sucks that you're an organic- What? Cubix-- you're a Simulian? I hear those are killer robots- you'll be perfect for master c7! heeh ee hee!!!
Me: You... you fiend! Don't make him think that I'm a killer! I'm nice! I actually had intelligence! I'm not a zombie robot! No... no... Don't kill me!!! Please, no!

  HELLLOOOOOOO!?!?!?! anyone there? oh look. the spoon... I guess this is company... 4 hours later....
hahaha... *warning epicdude has gone insane. approach at risk.*

  YEAH, it worked!
Oh, btw, I stole the spoon you never stole. :3
Wait...
Here we go again.

Woot!
Okay. No paradoxes this time...
*beep!*
30 minutes later...
totallyepicdude321: AGH! Cubix, what are you-
CubixIII: Look. I just need your spoon. Then everything will be fine. Just fine...

*rip*
CubixIII: Wait. Styrofoam?! REALLY?!?!
totallyepicdude321: Gotcha!
CubixIII: Forget the spoon. *crumples up the non-spoon* I'm going after Dingdong. *poof!*
totallyepicdude321: Wait- wha? Cubix?! Anybody?!?! HELLO?!?!?!