Topic, steal the spoon from the person below you....

  I eat myself. Takes spoon. Win!

  I steal the spoon from cubix, the first person to eat cubix gets the spoon

  I steal the spoon from the person below me.

  I steal the spoon with the normal class.

  I steal the spoon with the admin class

  The spoon guy turned out to be me.

  THE SPOON WAS GUARDED BY ME ALL THE TIME SO I TAKE IT AND GIVE IT TO A SPOON GUY TO KEEP IT SOMEWHERE ELSE.

  (So, you proved that my first sentence was false proving that..oh who cares.)

MY SPOON. YOU SHALL BOW TO ME TO EVEN SMELL IT.

  The sentence below me was false. I have the spoon. This sentence is false and the sentence above me is false.

  The sentence below me was false.
I still have the spoon.
But the one above me is true.
Spoonadox

  The sentence below me is false, this is the truth. The spoon is mine.

  I got the spoon. Who knows how.

  *me playing legend of Zelda*" hey look! an added chest, secret bonus content.. soo awesome!" *opens chest* dun dun dun dun spoon get! (me) "meh spewn, link, protect this with the infinite lives you have!"

  The spoon is mine, heh, so original. ._.

  /open socialgame.ascii
/Opening The Social Game
/...
/ThE sOcIaL gAmE!!!
/sign in!
/username: CubixIII
/pass.: **********
/Checking settings...
/Welcome back, CubixIII!
/You are currently in social mode.
/What would you like to do?
/find "psychomaster"
/What would you like to do with "psychomaster"?
/trade
/Trade Room
/psychomaster: sword
/CubixIII: coupon for free cupcakes at "Sweet Shoppe"
/for a year
/Trade was successful!
/What would you like to do?
/switch mode "god"
/God mode activated.
/invlist "psychomaster"
/psychomaster's inventory consists of:
/stuff
/a thing
/jar of randomness
/spoon
/a pet yoshi
/bonuslevel account
/What would you like to do?
/remove access
/Type the numbers of the things you would like to
/remove access from psychomaster for. Separate them
/with commas.
/1: stuff
/2: a thing
/3: jar of randomness
/4: spoon
/5: a pet yoshi
/6: bonuslevel account
/remove 1, 2, 3, 5
/Successfully removed access to 4 objects!
/exit invlist
/What would you like to do?
/switch mode "social"
/Social mode activated.
/What would you like to do?
/chat "psychomaster"
/Chat started.
/CubixIII: heya!
/psychomaster: What's up?
/CubixIII: 'nuttin. Say, how's that cupcake coupon for
/you?
/psychomaster: Not that good. Few minutes ago I barfed
/up 36 cupcakes.
/CubixIII: Ouch. You want the sword back? I'll trade it
/back for the coupon.
/psychomaster: No dice. I'd love my sword back, but I
/threw my coupon away.
/CubixIII: Say, you wanna trade your spoon?
/psychomaster: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
/CubixIII: Okay! Jeez! Got anything else you wanna
/trade?
/psychomaster: Let's see... Huh. I only have my
/bonuslevel account other than my spoon, and God knows
/that I want to keep that... oh well. I have no choice.
/Open the trade.
/trade
/Trade room
/psychomaster: spoon
/CubixIII: sword
/Trade successful!
/What would you like to do now?
/save
/Saving progress...
/Saved!
/What would you like to do now?
/exit
/Have a nice day!

a long MUD based story of getting a spoon.

  Use sword.
Get spoon.
Spoon Get!

  I just typed use sword to get sword?
Anyway, it's now mine, there's no reason why.

  I used my sword to get the sword but the broke into pieces.......
Thankfully, we have glue.

spoon
\-'/=
C ==
( \==

Stupid lack of ascii art. I wish ASCIImator would hurry up and migrate to Darudar.

  I used my sword to get the sword but the spoon broke into pieces.......
Thankfully, we have glue.

  well if you guys are kind with me and let me have THE SPOON® (aka trs or the real spoon for short) for the rest of the weekend i promiss to give it back by monday.

  You shoot the shotgun. You bend the spoon while it flies out. I catch it and make it straight. I keep it.

  I steal the spoon. I put it in a shotgun. I am curious of something, why this topic is still calling for an admin? :P

  well, you can have the factory, ill go and take the REAL spoon if you don't mind

  *robs spoon factory* Mine! AlL mInE!!! :D

  Well, sorry, six hours is enough. My spoon. The spoon. Not just a spoon. The real spoon. THE spoon of ultimate spooniness.

  i'hadn't the spoon in a month. hope to keep it for a while.

  *takes*

  rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go gotta find my own way there, oh look, a spoon! might as well take it.. I need it for my cereal...

  Basic.

Spoon.

I steal the spoon.

Steal.

  10 terminate text "I steal the spoon from the person above me"
20 take spoon
30 end

Nothing like a bit of BASIC to get you guys fighting!