Topic, steal the spoon from the person below you....

  I change my name to 'no one', find your hiding place, and take the spoon. Next, I place the spoon in the deepest part of a lair filled to the brim with all manner of deadly traps and challenging riddles.

  I was just going to go to the Moon for my holiday! How lucky that I found the spoon there and now I have it. I now have the spoon in my possession and I'm hiding in a place where no one will find me.

  Happy July 4th and I hid the spoon in a base on the moon.There are 20 of them so you'll have to look carefully.

  Well, I used a magic wand to steal the spoon once again and I hid it somewhere in Africa.

  The weakest link is the human link, bribing the guards to simply hand me the spoon was easy. It’s now back in the vault. I’ve made the vault more secure so that you cannot get in no matter what you try.

  Yes, sub-account. But, suhangha-3 to suhangha-7 was stolen by her.

  Suhangha, are you using a sub account? Anyways I called Spiderman, Green lantern, Captain America and Batman to help me retrieve the spoon and they did. We put the spoon in an underground base which we know about. And it's heavily guarded.

  Seem to guys ignoring it these days, but this is the sub-account. It should you're remember me

  Steal Chris’ spoon like so: You might have noticed a long gap, and that’s because I scoured each of the 75 bakeries that control 80% of Italy’s produce. At the 67th one I checked, the spoon was tucked away in a dark corner. Anyway, I have it now - and I put a GPS tracker on it and lock the spoon inside my vault. Even if you get the spoon, can you get rid of the tracker?

But yes. My spoon is the only spoon, and it cannot be made into something which isn’t a spoon, otherwise it would be quite easy to get the spoon.

  The Rules, cannot make or scrape a spoon, and only one should be used?
I want to participate

  Lol, I still claim the spoon!

  I steal the spoon and hide it in an unknown bakery shop in Italy. There are 75 food shops so you'll have to guess which one.

  MESSAGE FROM UNIVERSE/TIMELINE: (redacted by sender)

Hi.

Uhh... if you're seeing this, then I've successfully communicated to another Timeline!

My name's Cubix. My screen name is usually "CubixThree" or some variation of that.

I'm a common participant in what you would refer to as the "Steal the Spoon" game.

It's kind of like Cross-global Tag. Or possibly, cross-universal tag if you're really invested.

The creator, PorkFactor9, started the concept on a forum post ten years ago. (I can't quite remember the website's name, frankly, it's quite dated) It gained some popularity, but the player count was minimal.

We did have fun, though. We traveled through space and time itself. I was a fairly recent player, but got hooked quickly. And not once do I remember crossing timelines or universes. Technology was just not that advanced.

Until now.

You see, I've dug through some universes, and many, many civilizations seem to have this trend: "telephone"-like games where you go to extreme lengths just to capture some precious object.

I feel like it's time to have some fun. To go to the next level, if you will.

We are going to send a link between your universe... and ours.

Well, what's so different about our universe, then?

I noticed that your game's creator... left a little caveat. The "spoon" can not be anything other than a spoon. Not a "fork" or a "spork" or a "monkey." I mean, come on! What the hell is a "spork?" Foons are clearly superior.

We've... decided to get rid of that little kink in this game we're playing.

Upon the next of your Earth days (the Spoon Game Team will try their hardest to keep the right time), the first pair of remote communication devices will be open on your forum.

Okay, I'll put it in baby speak: You're going to be controlling robots in another universe! Sound fun?

I will not tell you where I am. I will not tell you what Universe, what Timeline I am in. All I can say, is that it's certainly not yours.

-Cubix

  Lol, I still have the spoon!

  I went to Dynamo's house while he was asleep and stole the spoon, I hid it in an unknown underground factory. I won't tell where it is.

  I climb through Coolguy's window dressed as the tooth fairy and steal the spoon which is conveniently hidden underneath his pillow. I quietly climb back out through the window and run off gleefully into the night with the spoon. :D

  You didn’t steal it - so you didn’t obey the topic. I steal it back! (Plus how do I have he spoon’s legal rights?)

  I peacefully take ownership of the spoon after signing some documents with Coolguy52, giving me legal rights to the spoon.

  You neglected the topic - neglecting to feed the lion guarding the spoon. This lion is now very hungry and weak. I can simply pick up the spoon now, and so I’ve got the spoon :)

  Wow, I've had the spoon for a while.

  Ha, I took the spoon back and threw it behind a lion. He is guarding it.

  What luck! I was just going to go on a boat trip down the Yukon River! I went and saw... the spoon!

  And I take the spoon and throw it in an unknown Alaskan river.

  Well that's just rude, give it back right now, its mine! >:(

  Unfortunately - I took the spoon right out of your hands. What about that?

  I knelt down and picked up the spoon, my fingertips feeling its elegant curves. I felt its strength and wisdom surge through my veins, I had become one with the spoon.

Never again would the spoon fall into the wrong hands.

  Unbeknownst to chris, I paid doctors at the hospital he was born in to implant a tracking chip in his head as a result of finding out that his ancestors had previous ties to the spoon, it was only a matter of time before the spoon fell into his hands. So I follow chris to the factory dressed in black head to toe with a balaclava and night vision goggles to complete the look, I wait til nightfall and manage to hack my way into the security system to disable the security cameras, I use a laser cutter to bust my way through the metal doors and I ninja roll onto the factory floor, everything is pitch black. Perfect time for an ambush. Night vision goggles activated I search the area getting closer and closer to chris' location. I hear a sound coming from the distribution centre, I head towards what seems to be a pile of empty cardboard boxes and begin to reach inside the one closest to me. Suddenly, a hand grabs my arm, gripping it tight it begins to pull me inside... next thing I know I'm in the middle of the Australian outback stood roughly 20m away from chris, he's staring me down, hand rested firmly on what appears to be a shiny silver spoon sat snugly in some kind of spoon sheath. This would be it, the ultimate showdown. Luckily for me I never leave the house without my trusty rusty spoon, the amount of scrapes that bad boy has saved me from is unimaginable. But this was the ultimate prize, my life had been leading up to this moment. There was a look of pure hatred in his eyes, and without a second thought he begins to naruto run towards me, shiny spoon unsheathed. But I'm not scared. I anticipate his special spoon attack and counter it with precision timing. Before he has time to react, I begin to ferociously tickle chris until he is reduced to his knees stuck between an infinite loop of laughter and tears. An unorthodox style I know, but I learned it from none other than the original owner of that almighty spoon. The shiny spoon fell from chris' defeated grasp.

  Haha, I stole the spoon and hid inside an unknown factory in Europe.

  I hate soup but I steal it to eat yogurt :P

  No, I'm pretty sure he was yours. He told me he was going to get the spoon for me. I trusted him - and it landed me the spoon :D