Topic, steal the spoon from the person below you....

  A linear would be nice, but only if you had the spoon, which you don't, cuz I have it.

  Why did you give me one, maybe you would prefer a linear? (I'm pretty sure it's still in my safe)

  I don't like quadratics, so I just use technology to replace the spoon with a fake, which I have.

  Well I have it now. Now solve this quadratic - as it is behind a quadratic safe (x^2-7x+10=0).

  No :>

I do

  Let's wait a few billion years for it to collide with the Milky Way. Seriously though - I have the real spoon.

  But what if all the spoons are fake?

Apart from the one which is somewhere in Andromeda

  You have the fake though. I have the real spoon, from before!

  Another fake spoon, I still have it ;)

  That's just plain not funny - you have made me solve the equation. Fortunately, it's a quadratic, so I'll apply the quadratic formula (Spoiler for working out).


x=-4+sqrt(3)i
x=-4-sqrt(3)i

Thanks for the spoon, I'll be off to lock it into a cubic safe :>

  No you have a fake, I never hid it in Jupiter, I have it.
It's in an invincible safe, the combination is x^2 + 8x + 19 = 0 solved. Solve that equation, and you get the spoon

  Jupiter, being a gaseous planet - cannot really have things hidden on it, more in its 'atmosphere', though there are many problems with hiding something in Jupiter's atmosphere. Firstly, since it falls due to Jupiter's immense gravity, it will accelerate to the core, whether it is solid or liquid. This is a problem, as it wouldn't be where you left it. Also, Jupiter - being a Gas Giant - has immense winds which can severely change its course - so it is all but lost so far. I haven't even got onto the pressure situation - as the further we go into Jupiter, the more pressure there is - to the point where when we sent a probe in to investigate (at the end of its mission) it was completely crushed. All of this would be caused by a lot of heat - and also generate a lot of heat - probably melting most elements. This means that even if the spoon were able to survive, nobody could retrieve it.

Except, that it's not actually in Jupiter - because I have it :>

  Luckily my AIs are too much like real humans, I can get them to make exact replicas of the spoon while I hide it somewhere on Jupiter

  What's this tent I see over there? Oh, there's the spoon - what luck!

  I finally got the spoon back, I hid it in a tent in the Middle East.

  You can't burn the spoon, the spoon has survived being thrown in a nuclear reactor. I will take the spoon.

  i burn it off kthxbye

  I take the spoon, as God is very spiteful that he was assaulted with a spoon in that manner...

  Well I have spoon vision so I saw it and shoved it up god's butt

(Too far?)

  I took the spoon from coolguy and then I hid it in an underground ice base. Good luck trying to find it.

  There is no table, because I have the spoon.

  Yes you doing let's start again!

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The spoon is on the table

  Do I win if no one takes the spoon from me in a year?

  Ok, I will have it back!

  I'll take that...

  But you don't have it, so I can't take it

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  Not the spoon...

  What Is This?

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  You can't compromise with North Korea