Topic, steal the spoon from the person below you....

  I hate the abyss, so I throw the spoon into the abyss, goodbye spoon. :'(

  Why does everyone try the fake spoon trick. 'You cannot change the spoon into anything The spoon is the spoon not a fork, a spork, or a monkey.' Since I teleported the same spoon, and referenced it as 'the spoon' - you caused a paradox :P

I'll take the real spoon anyway.

  It was a fake spoon with dynamite inside! KABOOM!

  I'll just use my ultra-teleporter to bring it back to me.

  Oh, I casually found the spoon! >:D I'll use my super-launcher to send it very far away!

  I took the spoon and hid it inside an ice cream factory. I will not say where it's located, haha. It's 1 out of 50 ice cream factories. Good luck for anyone wanting to find the spoon now.

  I'll have that back thanks :|

  x=1/4 I took it.. or idk why I did this

  Thanks!

  I don't care about the spoon anymore, keep it.

  I think I've been destroyed. At these points in time, I like to reflect on how to destroy the other person. But I won't.



EDIT: Are you still not going to take it?

  You smell

  bad idea...

  But I do..

  No you do not.

  I move the spoon to the official Bonuslevel discord server :>

  Now I have it. (12x+7=10)

  A linear would be nice, but only if you had the spoon, which you don't, cuz I have it.

  Why did you give me one, maybe you would prefer a linear? (I'm pretty sure it's still in my safe)

  I don't like quadratics, so I just use technology to replace the spoon with a fake, which I have.

  Well I have it now. Now solve this quadratic - as it is behind a quadratic safe (x^2-7x+10=0).

  No :>

I do

  Let's wait a few billion years for it to collide with the Milky Way. Seriously though - I have the real spoon.

  But what if all the spoons are fake?

Apart from the one which is somewhere in Andromeda

  You have the fake though. I have the real spoon, from before!

  Another fake spoon, I still have it ;)

  That's just plain not funny - you have made me solve the equation. Fortunately, it's a quadratic, so I'll apply the quadratic formula (Spoiler for working out).


x=-4+sqrt(3)i
x=-4-sqrt(3)i

Thanks for the spoon, I'll be off to lock it into a cubic safe :>

  No you have a fake, I never hid it in Jupiter, I have it.
It's in an invincible safe, the combination is x^2 + 8x + 19 = 0 solved. Solve that equation, and you get the spoon

  Jupiter, being a gaseous planet - cannot really have things hidden on it, more in its 'atmosphere', though there are many problems with hiding something in Jupiter's atmosphere. Firstly, since it falls due to Jupiter's immense gravity, it will accelerate to the core, whether it is solid or liquid. This is a problem, as it wouldn't be where you left it. Also, Jupiter - being a Gas Giant - has immense winds which can severely change its course - so it is all but lost so far. I haven't even got onto the pressure situation - as the further we go into Jupiter, the more pressure there is - to the point where when we sent a probe in to investigate (at the end of its mission) it was completely crushed. All of this would be caused by a lot of heat - and also generate a lot of heat - probably melting most elements. This means that even if the spoon were able to survive, nobody could retrieve it.

Except, that it's not actually in Jupiter - because I have it :>

  Luckily my AIs are too much like real humans, I can get them to make exact replicas of the spoon while I hide it somewhere on Jupiter